Gospel 039 ~The Silent Normality, Willie~

Sunday, August 9, 2020

Gospel 039 ~The Silent Normality, Willie~

To Will:
I AM a Billionaire right now, but you’re still “normal.” If anything, you’re wondering how many times Grammarly is going to nail you for using that word. Hell, how many times will Hemingway ding you for using any speech that uses LY, right?

Now that in a roundabout sort of way brings you to today’s point. You wouldn’t be living if someone wasn’t telling you what to do. Yes, myself included, because I want to ask you to ignore us all. I wish I desire, I aspire to tell you this, but it would only be more noise. The Banality of Evil as the song plays. Because that’s what silence is, normal, hell Willie becomes. Do you know why you await the DEAD? They’re silent. I swear they are exactly like you, look at last night. Fapping away, what did you feel afterward… nothing? There you go, grunting in bed, which is only a step above walking into the Day Job. Everyone looking at you like you’re a beast, doing the same thing. It’s like something out of Land of the Dead, you’re pretending to be alive. One more reason you like it when it’s raining and living in this the time of Coronavirus. Still, Six Impossible Things:

1. I AM Keeping It In My Pants (Day 034 No Fap) Real Girls Are An Exception
   Failed (Day 001 No Fap)
2. I AM Always The “Father” My Dæmon Deserves
   Failed
3. I AM Sending Gulp Off To Be Published
   Failed
4. I AM Reviewing Raphael By Tillie Cole
   Failed
5. I AM Going To Bed Before Midnight
   Failed
6. I AM Finishing Too Late, by Colleen Hoover
   Completed

Rule #2 states, “You Are Not A Caveman.” Despite what everyone thinks, there is nothing wrong with SILENCE. The problem lies with the fact that NORMAL sucks, and again those words are synonyms. You see, while you should be allowed to embrace the silence. I’m telling you to accept the normal, and that dear fellow cannot be tolerated. That’s what the Day Job is. I applaud us both for getting out of bed. You’re sitting here listening to Calmed by Nature like in some coffeehouse. Only you’re struggling, and it’s going to get worse. You started back reading that W. Anton book, which means you finished “Too Late.” Yay, you but reading for a day and it being something you’ve read before is normal. It’s one more word for dead. Speaking of which, the graveyard, which is Six Impossible Things.

1. I AM Keeping It In My Pants (Day 001 No Fap) Real Girls Are An Exception
2. I AM Always The “Father” My Dæmon Deserves
3. I AM Sending Gulp Off To Be Published
4. I AM Reviewing Raphael By Tillie Cole
5. I AM Going To Bed Before Midnight
6. I AM Finishing The Manual: What Women Want and How to Give It to Them by W. Anton

Now with books, what about the “good book.” They say meek shall inherit… Now I don’t like that, but anything at this point beats normal, silent, and dead. All anyone talks about now is going back to that status quo. Not you, though. You’ll stop being The Silent Normality, Willie.

“Hungry people eat lunch, humble people serve it.” Johnny Cage

Most Hated Words: (My Newspeak List)

1. Stupid
2. Skeevy
3. Fear
4. Anxiety
5. Creepy
6. Normal
7. Merge
8. Happy
9. Family-Friendly
10. Just Kidding
11. Tease
12. Freak
13. Lazy
14. Sucks

I Will Have No Fear