Will's Writings, Witticisms, & Wisdom

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Episode 350 ~The Devil’s Innocent Will~

What a difference a week makes, last time I was all set for one word “CONGRATULATIONS” despite everything and this one, three little words, not what you think, and that’s a warning if you want to continue. “The Devil’s Innocent Will” but me

Episode 343 ~The Book Of Will~

Now I have two heads that hurt, well one I should ignore if I stop gazing at pretty girls. Still, not counting it as porn, Pinterest, Instagram, Twitter, some fond memories on Messenger (drools). “The Book Of Will,” well I’m selling my soul

Episode 336 ~Ow Went Will’s Head~

Now I know why I lounge around in bed all day and why they called Daria “The Misery Chick” thinking hurts and most people have nothing but small talk, the big question that rests on my shoulders though. “Ow Went Will’s Head.”

Episode 329 ~Willing Open Treasure CHEST~

Sometimes it’s as if I’m Link from The Legend Of Zelda, jumping from chest to chest but at least he gets something for his trouble and has all the time in the world to figure it out; I have THREE MONTHS. Willing Open Treasure Chest, or Pandora’s Box.

Episode 322 ~Five More Minutes Will~

Usually, I’m a friend to the Earth but I’m more worried about two other blue balls, and it all started with me not wanting to get out of bed in the morning and reading “Breaking Beth” by Jennifer Bene, for more innocent days. “Five More Minutes Will”

Episode 315 ~A Million Dollar Will~

Money over everything I heard in a song but first that starts with printing some books however the only sheets I seem to be interested in are the ones in my bed and what does that say about me. A Million Dollar Will

Episode 308 ~Thought I Saw Will~

I did not mean to go so dark but when you go from thief to slave, to joke, and the nothingness begins to regain an appeal, but I’m feeling that hole with cash because money makes me Happy, bury me with it, Thought I Saw Will.

Episode 301 ~Will Fight For Titles~

All I do is win when it comes to “Camp NaNoWriMo” and the only time I start buying new clothes with their emblem, my idea of a championship belt but when my wallet fat and my son has a diamond water bowl will I be the champion. Will Fight For Titles.

Episode 294 ~Gee-whiz Or G Will~

Books make one smarter and rap music; not to give credence to any government study but I only listen to it when I’m angry, so I start each day feeling good, listening to my Show Me The Money playlist. Gee-whiz Or G Will

Episode 287 ~Nice And Slow Will~

“He’s slow,” well people are usually a lot crueler than that and when I am “taking my time” it will be because I have all the time in the world and a great big world to see, now I’m running around the Day Job and the words. “Nice And Slow Will.”

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