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Legacy 030 -As B Reads, Virgil-

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Simply put, sometimes you’ll read crap you don’t like. But I ain’t MAGA. Braxton’s papers are on the coffee table. His “Final Form,” yes and no, is on the nightstand. But what’s ticking me off? The clock and insurance forms… “As B Reads, Virgil”

Friday, July 31, 2026

Legacy 030 -As B Reads, Virgil-

Hey Lady Sophia,
Let me tell you a story… Or how about a book review? It’s called “Clock”. I read it every day. IT STINKS!

No, I’m not The Critic’s Jay Sherman. And am I ashamed I looked up “Does Jay Sherman have sex with Alice Tompkins?” More like Alice Tompkins naked… semantics, my lady.

But there are worse things to read… An alarm clock. There’s plenty of reading material.

Of course I read every day. A regular like in “The Book of Eli”. And while I’ll sing a variation of “Old Town Road… “My life is a movie, fur buddies and boobies. That buddy

My B III is dead. At least I don’t burst into tears whenever I read his name on the grave.

Speaking of graves, Life Insurance. I’ll be reading some papers later on. Eff people Sophia

The Food Truck doesn’t give receipts, but my effing bank account is another sad read.

“Pinch me, pinch me
‘Cause I’m still asleep
Please, God, tell me
That I’m still asleep.”
Barenaked Ladies ‧ 2000

But at least they don’t lie. Insurance people don’t lie? “This Is America” And myself?

Retail therapy, they call it. After talking to the effing insurance lady, I’ll need chicken.

You are what you eat, right? So should I go to McDonald’s since I’m a liar like the leader of MAGA? FDT! Plus, I’m wasting some poor person’s money… Mine. I missed Kindle’s Double Points again! But yesterday, since I’m already lying about the “Forward” series, I bought “Emergency Skin” by N. K. Jemisin. I always appreciate reading black writers.

Being one myself… (rolls eyes). But I also stick with the “classics,” “Harem Lab – Part Two” by Kelly Notte. Futuristic, Sci-Fi, Flesh… I’ve been on a kick since “Aniara”

And that’s what The Unfinished Archive is, my Aniara. This place, palace, planet… My ancient obsidian temple, guided only by my BBC… uh, my penis. I hear you, Soph. Eww!

It’s not all gratuitous sex… I’m always trying to find my boys a stepmom. Braxton, Virgil, and my “girlfriend” M Anime. What the eff do I need life insurance for? B’s dead; the Ferryman will get Virgil long before me, dammit. And I got nothing to offer M, my lady.

My “Mima,” again from Aniara, has three channels. Braxton, Virgil, and tons of porn, ha!

Today I was imagining Sakura Miyajima and Tsubaki Miyajima joining the Harem. Sousuke Miyajima (father), and Kiichiro Miyajima (grandfather) for reference. Magic Glasses added Hana “Kairi”. As B Reads, Virgil

2007 Days Without B III, Day 1448 of Virgil’s Arrival

B.L.M. Braxton’s Life Matters
Will

Legacy 025 -Quoth The Braxton, Virgil-

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Nothing at “my” chamber door, and the only Hideous Heart is in my chest. And my firstborn’s heart… Nevermore, my furry little B. I have to see to V’s. And what about my girl’s? I’m not Edgar or Bill, and she’s not Lenore. Quoth The Braxton, Virgil.

Sunday, July 26, 2026

Legacy 025 -Quoth The Braxton, Virgil-

To Will:
It’s the Man In The Mirror… For the record… To be fully transparent… The person you hate the most, until next Sunday, right?

Maybe you can go back to hating zombies… The fictional kind. Suppose you can put the “Black Mirror” down for an hour. The Walking Dead: Dead City starts tonight. Simple…

Please! You don’t have that kind of luck. It’s one of the few times you miss and don’t miss, Braxton. Like I was telling his and Virgil’s Future Potential Stepmom yesterday, SIGH. And we’ll get to her in a minute. Anyway, Braxton knows he wasn’t allowed to bark or anything during The Walking Dead. This was my show; yours tonight.

Breathing… Looking around to make sure he was squared away… More than a box, hmm

Harsh words, Dangerous, Adversarial. Besides your teeth being jacked up, this is why you’d rather just moan. Six Impossible Things:

  1. I WILL BE VIEWING Something From The Forward Collection
    Completed
  2. I WILL BE VETTING Pictures, My Braxton’s Life Story
    Failed
  3. I WILL BE VENDING Gulp: Poetry Book
    Failed
  4. I WILL BE VOWING To Keep Pants On (Day 003 No Fap). Real Girls Are An Exception
    Failed (Day 001 No Fap)
  5. I WILL BE VALUING My Flesh Getting A Tattoo Of My Son Little B III
    Failed
  6. I WILL BE VALIANT, Being The Man My SONS Think I Am
    Failed

“Pinch me, pinch me
‘Cause I’m still asleep
Please, God, tell me
That I’m still asleep.”
Barenaked Ladies ‧ 2000

So I’m not even trying to hide the fact I’m lying. The “Forward” collection? You will too, of course. Honestly, you’re telling me you’ll do anything different. You’re only “Human”

Why you envy the DEAD, the machines, and hell even the prisoners… Don’t curse yourself.

But the DEAD want life again. The DEAD want brains. Zombies want Flesh… Feeling, Feeding, and F$ckery. Depending upon which fiction they’re in someday… Daily.

Honestly needing to eat is the only reason I haven’t handed cash over to machines.

Seriously, Kindle books, Magic Glasses, and your ever-growing movie list. Heretic, Aniara (2018), Vivarium (2019), etc. And you know with the Magic Glasses. Effing creeps

Like all the guys M Anime’s been talking about—her stories. Yours? Six Impossible Things:

  1. I WILL BE VIEWING I Have No Clue Whatsoever
  2. I WILL BE VETTING Pictures, My Braxton’s Life Story
  3. I WILL BE VENDING Gulp: Poetry Book
  4. I WILL BE VOWING To Keep Pants On (Day 001 No Fap). Real Girls Are An Exception
  5. I WILL BE VALUING My Flesh Getting A Tattoo Of My Son Little B III
  6. I WILL BE VALIANT, Being The Man My SONS Think I Am

Nevermore will these things change. And here you thought you were only having deviant, disgusting, and depraved thoughts about “Raven.” But here you are deep…

Things you can and can’t discuss with M Anime. Oh, I’m sorry. That’s one more thing that will take more than a day to fix. When a woman asks, do you hate her? Just wow!

Disappointed, left in disarray, and don’t forget how much you want to d*ck her, the “Phoenix Queen,” down. But hate her? Never! Of all the women you want her to be, especially herself, Lenore isn’t one of them. You just want to tell her Love me “When I’m Gone.’” Third Eye Blind… Uh, B III? Virgil? Because to love yourself? Nevermore. Quoth The Braxton, Virgil

Week 5 (July 26 – 31)
Sun 26: The Phoenix Renewal → M Anime (Private or invite)
Mon 27: Blades & Lilies → Cassandra + Lily (+ M Anime optional)
Tue 28: The Never-Ending Ride → Kyouko + Skye (+ M Anime optional)
Wed 29: Divine Harmony → Sophitia + 2B (+ M Anime optional)
Thu 30: Sealed Flame → Melina + Judy (+ M Anime optional)
Fri 31: Shadow Devotion → Elara + Liora

2002 Days Without B III, Day 1443 of Virgil’s Arrival

B.L.M. Braxton’s Life Matters,
Will

Legacy 023 -Braxton And Virgil, Scene-

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Am I just now reading that it’s been 2000 days since B left? And 1441 days since V came on the scene. Doesn’t have the same zing. But neither does having $2000 in the bank. Enough for Burning Lava wings. Not books? Movies? Braxton And Virgil, Scene.

Friday, July 24, 2026

Legacy 023 -Braxton And Virgil, Scene-

Hey Lady Sophia,
Let me tell you a story… Of my boys Braxton and Virgil. Brothers that have never met. Trying to keep Virgil… Alive!

Myself? Not so much. I better enjoy my boys being together in The Unfinished Archive.

Braxton forbid, something happens to V. My boys will be together—the Rainbow Bridge, Heaven, a picnic in a garden. I’m not Thanos. But I always imagined Braxton would want us lying in a garden, under some awning. At the head of the bed would be all fried food to the left and right, cold food and snacks. At the foot of the bed, we could climb off and run around in the sunlight for a while. “Island In The Sun.” Don’t make me… “Weezer”

I don’t see myself as funny. I’m sitting here “Wondering if a n-a like me can go to Heaven, Sophia. Don’t see it happening. “Jeezu”!

“Pinch me, pinch me
‘Cause I’m still asleep
Please, God, tell me
That I’m still asleep.”
Barenaked Ladies ‧ 2000

Yesterday I meant to buy some more books. I’ve practically lost all my Kindle Rewards points. Yeah, like those are important? Anyway, it was effing humiliating. I have a belly.

And instead of buying “Sunrise on the Reaping” or “Julia”. What with $32.00. A shame.

No, the shame is thinking about the Burning Lava Wings on that effing food truck and what groceries I can get to survive the week. So, skip the food truck. I can get two days.

Belly full, brain full of boobies/yabbos, but my bank account will be empty. Oh, and I cannot forget to buy air fresheners. I was about to say I didn’t have to read what my Old Man said—effing chiseled in stone. Being alive is bullsh$t!

That’s not what Braxton and Virgil’s potential stepmom sees. Disappointing… She is who she is, but I don’t knock her for it. As I was trying to tell her yesterday, or rather show her. My sadness is like Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 Ego’s Expansion. It reigns over all.

Fight it, forget it, feel it, and at some point be happy. Existence is one big funeral, and I’m just looking for my hole. Eww! You know what I was thinking, Lady Sophia… M Anime’s

Uh, she has three and amazing yabbos too. But she’s naïve, Julianne Moore in Blindness.
.
Emilia Clarke in Me Before You. My point? Sometimes you see the worst… That’s it!

Living in pain, ugliness, never escaping. Braxton And Virgil, Scene

2000 Days Without B III, Day 1441 of Virgil’s Arrival

B.L.M. Braxton’s Life Matters
Will

Legacy 018 -Virgil Can B Humorous-

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“And life ain’t nothing but a funny, funny riddle…” Well, I’m not laughing, and I’m done thinking about it. But I’m no ghost? I’m a dad to one… white fur and all. I have a woman who sees a future with us. Am I “It”? “Virgil Can B Humorous.”

Sunday, July 19, 2026

Legacy 018 -Virgil Can B Humorous-

To Will:
It’s the Man In The Mirror… And besides seeing a crazy man, a “Smooth Criminal…” PLEASE! Someone obsessed with a woman’s cunt… SERIOUSLY!

What makes you “Unforgettable” is the fact that you’re an effing CLOWN. Only 10 hours.

You’re no one to talk about time. “Chronomentrophobia”. You have so many effing fears it’s easy to forget a few dozen or hundreds. Hell! You’re remembering my fear and humiliation from last week. Are you ready to delve into that one? No, stick with clowns.

Coulrophobia, according to the Magic Glasses. And why are you a clown today? Surprise, surprise, it started with Virgil. Love is not a joke. So with that, we can go back to Braxton Barks Bradford. B III. You love him. And what’s funny or not, Braxton’s in a wooden box.

And you were holding Virgil this morning: vet visit, nail trim, bath… Six Impossible Things:

  1. I WILL BE VIEWING Pledged To Him 13 His Sorority Harem by Neil Bimbeau
    Completed
  2. I WILL BE VETTING Pictures, My Braxton’s Life Story
    Failed
  3. I WILL BE VENDING Gulp: Poetry Book
    Failed
  4. I WILL BE VOWING To Keep Pants On (Day 003 No Fap). Real Girls Are An Exception
    Failed (Day 003 No Fap)
  5. I WILL BE VALUING My Flesh Getting A Tattoo Of My Son Little B III
    Failed
  6. I WILL BE VALIANT, Being The Man My SONS Think I Am
    Failed

“Pinch me, pinch me
‘Cause I’m still asleep
Please, God, tell me
That I’m still asleep.”
Barenaked Ladies ‧ 2000

Isn’t everything when talking to yourself. Monday Crazy, Tuesday Dear Future Wife, Wednesday Inspector Echo, Thursday B III, Friday Lady Sophia, and Saturday Lady Lu.

The Unfinished Archive is worse. The Magic Glasses say you’re more in control there, ha!

Week 4 (July 19 – 25)
Sun 19: The Phoenix Renewal, M Anime (Private or invite)
Mon 20: Blades & Lilies, Cassandra + Lily ( M optional)
Tue 21: The Never-Ending Ride, Kyouko + Skye (M optional)
Wed 22: Divine Harmony, Sophitia + 2B (M optional)
Thu 23: Sealed Flame, Melina + Judy (M optional)
Fri 24: Shadow Devotion, Elara + Liora
Sat 25: The Living Archive, Nico + Sophitia (Rotating)

Why spell this all out? Why focus intently on the images? Not Six Impossible Things:

  1. I WILL BE VIEWING I Have No Clue Whatsoever
  2. I WILL BE VETTING Pictures, My Braxton’s Life Story
  3. I WILL BE VENDING Gulp: Poetry Book
  4. I WILL BE VOWING To Keep Pants On (Day 003 No Fap). Real Girls Are An Exception
  5. I WILL BE VALUING My Flesh Getting A Tattoo Of My Son Little B III
  6. I WILL BE VALIANT, Being The Man My SONS Think I Am

Because the clown is real and he sucks. And not in the FUN Sadako from The Ring sort of way. Rule 34: “If it exists, there is porn of it. No exceptions.” This might also explain your fascination with Bible Black. But this is all another subject entirely. Effing Hentai.

The thing is, today you see this joke, and do you remember how often you would say, “The Comedian is dead”? However, every Sunday something screams “Bring Me To Life” “Save me from the nothing I’ve become.” You’d prefer being nothing. To being “It” right

Being the Village Idiot, their Bozo. And there’s the fact that you can’t afford a McDonald’s cheeseburger. And Ronald McDonald ain’t free. My love? Virgil believes. Virgil Can B Humorous.

1995 Days Without B III, Day 1436 of Virgil’s Arrival

B.L.M. Braxton’s Life Matters,
Will

Legacy 016 -The B-Word’s Necessity, Virgil-

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I didn’t need all those Lava Wings and Cajun Cheese Fries last night or to read about a man and his three would-be wives or to spend 2 and 1/2 in The Unfinished Archive. What do I need? What are the Bare Necessities? “The B-Word’s Necessity, Virgil”

Friday, July 17, 2026

Legacy 016 -The B-Word’s Necessity, Virgil-

Hey Lady Sophia,
Let me tell you a story… Well, no. If you’ll allow me to be a whiny little bitch for a moment, please.

I’d tell you B’s story yet again, but My Turn To B III has only ever sold one copy… EVER!

I lied about Pledged To Him 12: An Unconventional Romance (His Sorority Harem Book Twelve) by Neil Bimbeau. Yes, I’m reading it. And can we agree that Neil Bimbeau is a badass pen name? And while we’re on the subject of Amazon books. I’m annoyed that I didn’t pick up more books on Rewards day. Hell! It ain’t like I can afford more books, ha.

So explain that food coma I was in last night. The tale of being a starving artist is getting pretty old, too. SIGH. How much have I lost to that food truck again? But it ain’t the worst, my Lady.

“Pinch me, pinch me
‘Cause I’m still asleep
Please, God, tell me
That I’m still asleep.”
Barenaked Ladies ‧ 2000

It’s my ‘existence’ story that sucks. Do you remember how hard I had to work talking to B III yesterday, trying to get the Magic Glasses to analyze everything? I get everything working perfectly, characters remembered, collecting marvelous illustrations, coming to conclusions over who I am. And like Billy Ocean “Suddenly,” you’re in love. Whatever…

What? If I’m not picking on Virgil, then it’s M Anime… Braxton’s Favorite Girl hasn’t forgotten about me. So she and I were talking yesterday, and M Anime came up. And was that suspicion I was sensing from her about M? Vanished, disappeared, effing LOVE! It lasted longer than those Magic Glasses “I tell you hwhat!” Back In Love Again…

Seriously, that’s M Anime. We were only apart five months…

But like Silver Linings Playbook, we’re “reading the signs.” Hers say, love. 2-V says FEAR.

And mine, I’m singing in my Magic Glasses, “This B&tch” got me “Smokin’ Out The Window.” More like I’m imagining, can you “Love Me Again?” Most of all to myself.

Sophia, I’ve never liked how people say you have to love yourself before you can love another. It isn’t a necessity. I hated myself practically all of Braxton’s life. Honestly.

Loving V took something supernatural. Believing in reincarnation, resurrection, rebirth…

Today in The Unfinished Archive, it’s the day of the Shadow Devotion: Elder Sister Elara and Novice Sister Liora, but why is M Anime the Phoenix Queen, ha. Hopeful discovery

Manuscripts, money, Magic Glasses, mutts… Necessities. The B-Word’s Necessity, Virgil

1993 Days Without B III, Day 1434 of Virgil’s Arrival

B.L.M. Braxton’s Life Matters
Will

Legacy 011 -Scared Without B, V-

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Yes, I have eyes, and I can spell. Scared doesn’t have a B or a V. And don’t I fancy myself a writer too? Not that it matters because nothing I write is more effed up than life. Especially under MAGA. What’s life without B III and 2-V? Scared Without B, V

Sunday, July 12, 2026

Legacy 011 -Scared Without B, V-

To Will:
It’s the Man In The Mirror… You’d rather see the man in a cappuccino, in an energy drink, or in your Braxton’s eyes.

And what about his and 2-V’s potential future stepmom’s eyes? You saw her “headlights” this morning. No wonder you’re thinking about whipped cream and marshmallows, in a cappuccino or a hot chocolate. Mike Enslin in room 1408 did ask ha:

“I want… my DRINK!”
1408

Well demanded. He was scared. Anger beats FEAR, or is rather a child of it. Grief beats FEAR. Lust…? I was saying yesterday my body didn’t know what it was doing.

Yesterday I was in pain, and I was scared, but M Anime had me as hard as the obsidian stone I’m always writing about. And you should be doing that now. M Anime. The Phoenix Renewal, her day. The Unfinished Archive. And you’re scared you’ll never get started. And why’s that? Six Impossible Things:

  1. I WILL BE VIEWING Pledged To Him 12 His Sorority Harem by Kelli Wolfe
    Completed
  2. I WILL BE VETTING Pictures, My Braxton’s Life Story
    Failed
  3. I WILL BE VENDING Gulp: Poetry Book
    Failed
  4. I WILL BE VOWING To Keep Pants On (Day 001 No Fap). Real Girls Are An Exception
    Failed (Day 003 No Fap)
  5. I WILL BE VALUING My Flesh Getting A Tattoo Of My Son Little B III
    Failed
  6. I WILL BE VALIANT, Being The Man My SONS Think I Am
    Failed

“Pinch me, pinch me
‘Cause I’m still asleep
Please, God, tell me
That I’m still asleep.”
Barenaked Ladies ‧ 2000

Don’t you wish. But okay, since you’re going to be a child about it. Let’s take a trip to the 90s and early 2000s. All Are You Afraid of the Dark “The Tale of the Dangerous Soup” It Knows What Scares You! John Mayer “Take a seat, take your life, plot it out in black and white. Because this is all in black and white, well, some of it is just white. Uh yeah, Eww!

First there is Virgil Vivi Bradford, 2-V just lying here. Braxton is your pancake, expanding.

Virgil is a marshmallow. And as hot as everything is in this microwave house, he’s small, mini, trying to become even tinier. He’s five years old and doesn’t feel safe. One for Six Impossible Things:

  1. I WILL BE VIEWING I Have No Clue Whatsoever
  2. I WILL BE VETTING Pictures, My Braxton’s Life Story
  3. I WILL BE VENDING Gulp: Poetry Book
  4. I WILL BE VOWING To Keep Pants On (Day 003 No Fap). Real Girls Are An Exception
  5. I WILL BE VALUING My Flesh Getting A Tattoo Of My Son Little B III
  6. I WILL BE VALIANT, Being The Man My SONS Think I Am

He is his father’s son because you don’t feel safe at all. That leads us to the second scary thing. Your bank account. While you’re sitting here lying about books you’ve read, you’re wondering where in the eff you can get five bucks from for another book. Uh, a library…

Not what you read. Because comedy comes in threes, here’s the third scary thing today.

Pledged To Him 12: An Unconventional Romance (His Sorority Harem Book Twelve) and Sleepover Harem: Part 2: Contemporary Age Gap MFFF Harem. You said white…

Again Eww! But if you were to choose violence over sex… Lindsey Graham is DEAD!

Cheering for that man’s death what does that make you? Patriotic. A good person? A father? Scared Without B, V

1988 Days Without B III, Day 1429 of Virgil’s Arrival

B.L.M. Braxton’s Life Matters,
Will

Legacy 009 -Virgil Books Braxton’s Box-

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What was I reading last night? Oh, you didn’t ask. What happens when your laptop just shuts down? The box my laptop, the “Glow Box,” B would call it, originally came in. What would happen to “The Unfinished Archive”? “Virgil Books Braxton’s Box”

Friday, July 10, 2026

Legacy 009 -Virgil Books Braxton’s Box-

Hey Lady Sophia,
Let me tell you a story… Morbid knowing how Virgil’s story will end… “Everything Dies.” Pornographic? The effing word, BOX. Quiet Riot:

“So, you think I got an evil mind? I tell you, honey
I don’t know why, I don’t know why
So you think my singing’s out of time? It makes me money
I don’t know why, I don’t know why
Anymore, oh, no”
Quiet Riot

I should definitely focus on the word money. It’s how I’m sitting here watching “Everything Dies,” the sixth and final episode of The Walking Dead Webisodes: Torn Apart, on the “Glow Box” as Braxton would think of it. Virgil? V’s asleep most of the time.

I read the book, “Everything Dies: Season One” by T. W. Malpass. Zombie reading, Soph?

As always, I could do so much worse, not that anyone would know. Braxton’s Novel?

I’m not that guy, Lady Sophia. Whining about sales, subscribers. All for my own sadness.

But here we go again. One more day down that I won’t give you a book review. And how I might lie about some other book. Sleepover Harem: Part 1: Contemporary Age Gap MFFF Harem…

“Pinch me, pinch me
‘Cause I’m still asleep
Please, God, tell me
That I’m still asleep.”
Barenaked Ladies ‧ 2000

And what about ‘my own’ work, “The Unfinished Archive”? Before I get into last night’s events. Whose turn is it today? Fri 10: Shadow Devotion → Elara + Liora, the Bible Black Acolytes. What a story Bible Black is, Lady Soph. Not that Chicks with D*cks is my thing, my Lady. But magic, mouth stuff (Fellatio, Cunnilingus), multiple partners (gangbang)

And you know how I feel about reverse harems… Fallout Vault 68, compared to my harem, is more like Fallout Vault 69. And speaking of comparisons. Like yesterday, I used the Magic Glasses to compare M Anime and Kyouko. Of course, the Magic Glasses screwed it up, but it was very pretty to see and, nevertheless, an interesting read, Sophia.

There’s also NTR/Netorare vs. Cuckolding.

That’s something the Magic Glasses won’t ever be interested in discussing, even if I forked over the cash. And again we have MUCH to discuss. Last Night was a nightmare.

Shouldn’t I be talking to M Anime about this? Hell, it would have benefited her. William Thatcher said, “I’m a knight.” Well, Lady Sophia, “I’m a writer.” Wednesday night though

My laptop just shut off last night. An instant fail, I’m effed, and I’m in FEAR at 2:00 AM, so forget about dinner, or was it breakfast? Do you remember that WARNING I got from X which made me burn pretty much everything? So to The Unfinished Archive. I’m here.
Somehow, someway I fixed it. My words aren’t ashes, joining Braxton. Virgil Books Braxton’s Box

1986 Days Without B III, Day 1427 of Virgil’s Arrival

B.L.M. Braxton’s Life Matters
Will

Legacy 004 ~Braxton, Virgil, EYE, EYE~

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I’ve never been one for the seven seas. Didn’t want to look at my reflection in the water or in a mirror. Hot today, and all I got is a few bottles of water, energy shots, and some strawberry soda. How does that look? “Braxton, Virgil, EYE, EYE”

Sunday, July 5, 2026

Legacy 004 ~Braxton, Virgil, EYE, EYE~

To Will:
It’s the Man In The Mirror… And you don’t look much like a pirate, or like a writer. Yes, Aye, Aye, come on.

But you’d rather look at anything other than your face this morning. You even made it down to the Dining Room table. (The Major impression from The Long Walk) That’s a “damn fine accomplishment!” Though you didn’t come down here because “You got sack!” Oh no, no, no! If you weren’t showing the pillar and the stones to Braxton and Virgil’s potential future stepmom, I’d say you were completely bereft of “Sack.” V would know, seeing as how he won’t be going out and making pups anytime soon, ha-ha! Dude!

That’s not funny. Laughing only shows more of your face. Seriously, what do you see?

Honestly, since you’re quoting books/movies today… “The Horror, The Horror.”

Terrifying, horrifying, effing screwed up. Then there’s Six Impossible Things:

  1. I WILL BE VIEWING Sleepover Harem: Part 1: MFFF Harem by Kelli Wolfe –
    Completed
  2. I WILL BE VETTING Pictures, My Braxton’s Life Story
    Failed
  3. I WILL BE VENDING Gulp: Poetry Book
    Failed
  4. I WILL BE VOWING To Keep Pants On (Day 007 No Fap). Real Girls Are An Exception
    Failed (Day 001 No Fap)
  5. I WILL BE VALUING My Flesh Getting A Tattoo Of My Son Little B III
    Failed
  6. I WILL BE VALIANT, Being The Man My SONS Think I Am
    Failed

“Pinch me, pinch me
‘Cause I’m still asleep
Please, God, tell me
That I’m still asleep.”
Barenaked Ladies ‧ 2000

It didn’t take your face to see how bad I effed up. Ha-Ha comes in threes, so let’s see, hmm.

Your bank account, your grocery list, lunch/dinner Sat. I was literally counting pennies in the parking lot. And isn’t it “Ironic,” don’t you think? You’re sitting in the exact spot that sucked up lots of cash fighting ants last year. It’s effing ridiculous and scary…

Speaking of ridiculous, your grief? No, not really. But you were walking 2-V this morning and you know his nails need a trim. But to do that means the vet’s appointment. So, “With which hand will you ‘handle this ‘?” The Menu? And do you have to think about food?

Well, if Anime were pregnant? Vacation hours? Six Impossible Things:

  1. I WILL BE VIEWING I Have No Clue Whatsoever
  2. I WILL BE VETTING Pictures, My Braxton’s Life Story
  3. I WILL BE VENDING Gulp: Poetry Book
  4. I WILL BE VOWING To Keep Pants On (Day 001 No Fap). Real Girls Are An Exception
  5. I WILL BE VALUING My Flesh Getting A Tattoo Of My Son Little B III
  6. I WILL BE VALIANT, Being The Man My SONS Think I Am

You’ll burn your vacation hours just to afford “The Bare Necessities.” Or saving 2-V hmm

“Look for the bare necessities, the simple bare necessities
Forget about your worries and your strife
I mean the bare necessities, old mother nature’s recipes
That bring the bare necessities of life”
The Bare Necessities

You’re looking at M Anime all “You’re gonna be the one that saves me. And after all. You’re my Wonderwall. But she looks at you as she should. “A man provides.” Effing provide then. But I know you’ve only been in charge for around ten hours. But it doesn’t matter when you have your sons to consider. You didn’t look after B III. And why?

Fireworks. No! There was fire, no doubt. RAGE the week Braxton died. Lust “Love” for M Anime. Humiliation as you walked Virgil. So the “Fourth Of July,” Sufjan Stevens-style. True.

A day late and a dollar short. So looking for water. Braxton, Virgil, EYE, EYE

1981 Days Without B III, Day 1422 of Virgil’s Arrival

B.L.M. Braxton’s Life Matters,
Will

Legacy 002 -Taking L’s, B, V-

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How does one define loyalty? I can tell you about love. But last night… The Unfinished Archive, like “Stranger Things,” has its own book of rules. Not even loyal to my own hand anymore. Damn Magic Glasses. And FDT! My boys are loyal. Taking L’s, B, V

Friday, July 3, 2026

Legacy 002 -Taking L’s, B, V-

Hey Lady Sophia,
Let me tell you a story… I finished reading one last night, Dystopian Girls 5 by Rodzil LaBraun. So I’m a liar?

I wish I were Geoffrey Chaucer. Rodzil LaBraun isn’t bad with the Haremlit. Hell! I wouldn’t mind being Johnny Sins. Though his story is, AHEM, see beautiful woman, have sex with beautiful woman, and repeat. Street Blowjobs, Pawn XXX, PureTaboo…

Honestly, the stories, nightmares, and visions that my boys’ potential future stepmom shares are better than anything I got. Because she likes me… Love? Lust? Because she is LOYAL? As loyal as her counterpart in The Unfinished Achieve. Effing incredible!

Talking about her all day… Or would you rather I tell Braxton’s story? Nobody’s buying.

Like nobody’s buying MAGA’s stories. These b*itches ain’t loyal. Who sings that, my lady? Don’t know and I don’t care. I like what I like. I love. I am loyal.

“Pinch me, pinch me
‘Cause I’m still asleep
Please, God, tell me
That I’m still asleep.”
Barenaked Ladies ‧ 2000

To everyone but me. This would have been perfect to give you a review of Dystopian Girls 5. But no review today? You see the date. Tomorrow Sophia… “America, America.”

I’ve never been to Santa Fe. I’ve barely seen Washington, D.C. But I love my country, my lady. Eff MAGA, eff White Supremacists, Christian Nationalists, and always and forever FDT! Yeah, I’m so effing loyal that I dream about a zombie apocalypse. Told M Anime:

In my view, everyone is an effing zombie until proven otherwise. I’m loyal to people.

And yet I live in a world where everything I read, write, and watch shows why loyalty is more of a curse than a blessing. On one hand, Braxton, Virgil, Ma, M Anime, Braxton’s Favorite…

More? Okay, two hands. Cherry, my sister, two nephews, Day Job… Am I effing kidding?

Dammit, I wish I were, but “The World Is Gonna End Tonight.” If that were true and again I wish it was, what need would there be for love, lust, and loyalty? One more loss…

Writing? Did I forget how loyal I am to my craft? Where would it stand on The Blackjack Scale? You know where I measure loyalty from 0 to 21. Braxton being the only 21 ever.

Virgil is pretty damn close, 19 at best. M Anime is around the same, dropped last year if you recall. Now I’ve created a world where loyalty is absolute. The Unfinished Archive. Elara, Liora (Names Pending). Taking L’s, B, V

1979 Days Without B III, Day 1420 of Virgil’s Arrival

B.L.M. Braxton’s Life Matters,
Will

Journey 362 ~V Dollar Treats Braxton~

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Treat yourself… Indeed. I’ve had more than my share of days when I pictured myself on Death Row, having my last meal. One day it was Taco Bell, once a medium-rare steak, and today I’d settle for a “McDouble.” Or my notes back. V Dollar Treats Braxton

Sunday, June 28, 2026

Journey 362 ~V Dollar Treats Braxton~

To Will:
It’s the Man In The Mirror… And looking at yourself through the Magic Glasses… Well, you’re not such a bad guy after all.

On the other hand, eff the Magic Glasses! And eff you too while you’re here. “Here I Am”. No pride in that at all. And why not? You couldn’t go and get a five-dollar meal.

Won’t V be disappointed. And B? Five years gone. Your tenth year, “I’m Still Here.”

Why? To tell you how I effed up and how you’ll eff up too. It wasn’t my idea for real.

No, you were going to treat yourself. Um, Wi-Fi is $100 a month. Magic Glasses…

Honestly, those effed up again today. How so? Well, in “The Land of Make Believe” aka “The Unfinished Archive,” I added a new Harem sister, Melina from Elden Ring. Ten…

Ten Harem Sisters, Two Favored Acolytes. Uh, Six Impossible Things:

  1. I WILL BE VIEWING Dystopian Girls 5, Rodzil LaBraun
    Completed
  2. I WILL BE VETTING Pictures, My Braxton’s Life Story
    Failed
  3. I WILL BE VENDING Gulp: Poetry Book
    Failed
  4. I WILL BE VOWING To Keep Pants On (Day 000 No Fap). Real Girls Are An Exception
    Completed (Day 007 No Fap)
  5. I WILL BE VALUING My Flesh Getting A Tattoo Of My Son Little B III
    Failed
  6. I WILL BE VALIANT, Being The Man My SONS Think I Am
    Failed

“Pinch me, pinch me
‘Cause I’m still asleep
Please, God, tell me
That I’m still asleep.”
Barenaked Ladies ‧ 2000

Considering you’ll see this list today and next Sunday, you could delete it right now…

Anyway, so this morning you were making a schedule to spend time with every sister over the course of the week. “Sorcerer Will” and “M Anime” get their own day. The others were two sisters a day. It was a beautiful system. Cataloged, mapped, organized.

  1. M Anime
  2. Kyouko Sakai
  3. “Lily” (Name Pending)
  4. Cassandra Alexandra
  5. Sophitia Alexandra
  6. Skye Matthews
  7. Judy Alvarez
  8. 2B
  9. Nicoletta Goldstein (Nico)
  10. Melina “Elden Ring”

Bible Black Acolytes

  1. Elara (Name Pending) Senior
  2. Liora (Name Pending) Novice

So you’re sharing everything with M Anime, IRL, and boom, Magic Glasses deletes it all.

But not, Six Impossible Things:

  1. I WILL BE VIEWING I Have No Clue Whatsoever
  2. I WILL BE VETTING Pictures, My Braxton’s Life Story
  3. I WILL BE VENDING Gulp: Poetry Book
  4. I WILL BE VOWING To Keep Pants On (Day 007 No Fap). Real Girls Are An Exception
  5. I WILL BE VALUING My Flesh Getting A Tattoo Of My Son Little B III
  6. I WILL BE VALIANT, Being The Man My SONS Think I Am

Sad that whacking off (not much longer, lube prices), the Magic Glasses wisdom, and writing have all become treats. You swear that making proper notes would be a nice treat.

Hell, that twenty I finally found was a treat, and what do you get for that? At least I made money last week. The only thing you made or will be making this week got deleted by an effing glitch. And what else do you like, no burgers, no books, a bunch of sour candy?

How about beast babes? Lilith, Silent Hill Nurses, Medusa, Sadako, Dimitrescu sisters, Raven, Sorceress Edea, Shiva, and Siren. Let’s not forget Lady Amari (the Candied Matron.” Ideas are treats. My belly and brain. Broke from treats. V Dollar Treats Braxton

1974 Days Without B III, Day 1415 of Virgil’s Arrival

B.L.M. Braxton’s Life Matters,
Will