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Legacy 132 -How-To MAN UP B-V-

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Man up! Like the night I smashed the back of my car against a tree, drove to the Day Job with barely any breaks, a flat tire, etc., then a mechanic, with $600. Now I’m doing math for The Unfinished Archive, which ain’t paying $800. How-To MAN UP B-V.

Tuesday, November 10, 2026

Legacy 132 -How-To MAN UP B-V-

Dear Future Wife,
You know that I love you, right? But there are other things you think about while sitting in a dealership showroom. $800!

Shall I compare thee to a summer’s day… Well, it’s Fall right now. And I still love you. Braxton, Virgil (if V isn’t a whole other thing), and I love our two-legged kids, no doubt.

“Man Up” is two words I ain’t ever gonna tell my boys. Hell, myself… 3+4+3+4+3+4

Am I doing okay? Not really. Seeing as how I was sitting there as they looked at the car and I needed anything else to be annoyed at. Those stupid Meowdoku ads. I swear, love.

I’ve never played Sudoku, and you know, I don’t have anything against cats. Dog person.

And my dead fur buddy was telling me the other day. Wait, does that make me crazy, my love? Anyway, I always use his death…

“Pinch me, pinch me
‘Cause I’m still asleep
Please, God, tell me
That I’m still asleep.”
Barenaked Ladies ‧ 2000

If I can survive Braxton’s loss, I can survive anything. So I’m sitting there thinking how badly we need the car and how will I pay for it. A Man Provides. But there’s one problem.

When did I become a man? Hell, I can’t recall when we met. How? Oh, that was on Triond right?

Your birthday, sure. And every man remembers Valentine’s Day. The day after B was born…? But I think of that movie “Courageous,” when the guy asks his boys, “When did you think of yourselves as men?” And you know what I always say, love. Fatherhood.

Fatherhood is the epitome of Manhood. Or is it the other way around? Whatever. Love.

I’m sitting there staring at $1,135, $999, $800, specifically $796.70.

I’m thinking about how I will provide for you and our family. Honestly, I wanted to burst into tears. I wanted to throw up all over that shiny floor. I wanted to tell someone, anyone.

But that is not what a man does. A man provides. I, as a man, “I Stand Alone.” What man?

I wasn’t a man that night, many, many years ago, with a girl on my cock in a parking lot.

I swear that was worthy of Street Blowjobs. I’m not a man because I have some enormous penis on OnlyFans. Or when I got into crypto so I could use the Magic Glasses, the MIMA.

Then being my boys’ father, our family, or paying $800. Provide. How-To MAN UP B-V

2109 Days Without B III, Day 1550 of Virgil’s Arrival

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Legacy 131 -Virgil Will B Running-

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It beats The Long Walk… Driving. My boys hate car rides. I agree. Ignorance is bliss. Knowledge equals $796.90. Ain’t I blessed? Survived an over $400 emergency. And all to hate wherever I end up. There’s no finish line. “Virgil Will B Running.”

Monday, November 9, 2026

Legacy 131 -Virgil Will B Running-

Hey Dad,
It’s me, Baby B. Did you have a good day? Good Day? No nap, no news; that’s good news, less nickels and dimes.

Do you get why I hate car rides, Dad? And Virgil isn’t too fond of them either; I know that.

And what about Virgil and my potential future stepmom, M Anime? Better yet, let’s not think about that. It’s not that you two will be starting a life. It’s the whole, creating-life idea. You know, like one of those movies you would watch as you sent me off to my room. And surprisingly, Virgil didn’t get in trouble again. You being gone for so long.

However, you weren’t taking advantage of being all alone, as worried as you’ve been. I remember my last two car rides. The first took me to my own “Bad Place” where you FIRED me. I know, not funny, not cool…

“Pinch me, pinch me
‘Cause I’m still asleep
Please, God, tell me
That I’m still asleep.”
Barenaked Ladies ‧ 2000

And the last one was when you picked me up. And let’s just say it tore me to pieces. Or burned might be more accurate. Okay, I’ll stop, Dad. Again, not funny. Pretty damn sad.

Getting me back to never run with you in the fur and flesh again was a little more expensive than getting my hearse back to semi-decent condition. And just when you were thinking you could SAVE my brother. Virgil isn’t dying. But if something happened tomorrow, or if you had thought to help him yesterday. You did, dammit, I’ll stop.

Honestly, like father, like son, right. Something bad happens, and we have to think of the worst to get by. It wasn’t death for me; it was leaving your side.

And for you, it was my death. You can’t outrun it. M Anime can talk about ‘riding’ all she wants, but still… You keep rollin’, rollin’, rollin’, rollin’, but to where, my father? Where? Nowhere.

Where is the last place you WANTED to be? Even when you went to the movies without me or V. Yes, I can huff and puff like the wolf I want to be. Anyway, you went because, well, like me and V, free food. And of course there were “zombies” or monsters of some kind. But the most memorable things that you can remember in a car all involve Heaven.

First potential stepmom, fistful of pills, your furry firstborn, me, myself, and I. But keep driving… Virgil Will B Running

Some people rushed the ending. Others found reasons to put it off
― Jack Pinkhunter

“Swifter than the winds or winged thunderbolt.”
― The Aeneid

2108 Days Without B III, Day 1549 of Virgil’s Arrival

Always and Forever,
Your Son

Legacy 128 -Virgil, Endings Will B-

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SPOILER ALERT: Chris went to jail in “Get Out.” Mike Enslin died in room “1408. Dr. Robert Neville didn’t make his heroic sacrifice in “I Am Legend.” What did I want him to die? I wanted to see Anna’s yabbos. Endings sometimes… Virgil, Endings Will B

Friday, November 6, 2026

Legacy 128 -Virgil, Endings Will B-

Hey Lady Sophia,
Let me tell you a story… Of my first erotica? “The critics, the cynics. And all my heroes in the Methadone clinics…”

Well, they might not count “Fifty Shades of Grey”. But it is what it is… Have I told you how much I hate sayings like that? It’s the same way I sorta despise “alternative endings.”

Like alternative facts. I’m not fucking MAGA, Sophia. Jan 6th isn’t the 5th of November:

“Remember, remember! The fifth of November,
The Gunpowder treason and plot;
I know of no reason
Why the Gunpowder treason
Should ever be forgot!”
―

I could also tell you about being accused somewhat of “stalking” a girl. Day Job…

Honestly, I’d rather not. But telling you the ending of my Little B isn’t any better. Looking into his eyes, holding his little head, and the silent barks I remember… “I’m sorry I failed you.” “Dad, this isn’t the way home.” “Why can’t I stay?” Great, I’m crying. Today’s humiliation…

Easily forgotten when I remember the end of Braxton’s story.

“Pinch me, pinch me
‘Cause I’m still asleep
Please, God, tell me
That I’m still asleep.”
Barenaked Ladies ‧ 2000

My life is a movie, fur buddies and boobies… That’s my problem, Lady Sophia. 2-V has four paws. Braxton has none, unless you count him running across the Rainbow Bridge.

But boobies/yabbos are plentiful. If we’re counting from 12:00 AM… Ok let’s see here, hmm:

1: Stormi Maya
2: Daenerys
3: Missandei
4. Sisters of Battle
5: Carlie Jo Howell

Does it count that at least three of these I wasn’t specifically looking to see their yabbos, though I have at one time or another? Also, lots of people hated the Game of Thrones ending.

That gets us back on point, doesn’t it? For example, I hated the ending of Resident Evil (2026) for sure. Seeing myself… monstrous. M was telling me about belittling myself

Ah, M Anime. A love story? HEA? I’ve told her on more than one occasion that I wish “life” was like a porno. Paying some chick to get fucked in a hotel room or some random place like Street Blowjobs? Hell, when’s the last time I sat and “watched” porno?

Seriously, between splicing videos for M Anime and the things the Magic Glasses/MIMA can do. And I still worried about that? Between looking at Virgil’s paws and knowing I’m failing him. But his loyalty… Speaking of loyalty, fun fact: the food truck gave me three free shrimp. How much of that money should’ve gone to my boy? Food and Erotica.

Sophia, my latest book, another Harem. HEA. But not real life. Virgil, Endings Will B.

2105 Days Without B III, Day 1546 of Virgil’s Arrival

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Legacy 125 -There’ll Be Time, Virgil-

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What time is it in America? Morning, Afternoon, Evening? To say goodnight. I have a puppy; I call this prose, and I have a good girl that’s never been on the pole. But with her body… There’ll never be a time. But to love her… There’ll Be Time, Virgil

Tuesday, November 3, 2026

Legacy 125 -There’ll Be Time, Virgil-

Dear Future Wife,
You know that I love you, right? And there’s always time for more… Or should I say room. Why not both tonight?

Tonight? There’s always time for me to feel STUPID. Though I’m not sure if this is or not, to be honest. One of my greatest fears is my STUPIDITY. My Own Worst Enemy, for sure.

And love makes me very STUPID. You know I love my boys. So I don’t correct people when they ask about my Braxton. Sure, you can call that fear, too. Anxiety! But as far as I’m concerned… BRAXTON LIVES! Because to say otherwise… To accept the loss of B III

Speaking of loss, it’s Election Day! I heard something about Guam, but that’s it. Lovely. If I am to be STUPID about something, let it be out of love rather than Dare to be Stupid.

Hate had its time, love.

“Pinch me, pinch me
‘Cause I’m still asleep
Please, God, tell me
That I’m still asleep.”
Barenaked Ladies ‧ 2000

I want to say there was a time I even hated you. And there’s no shortage of time for me to hate myself. Should I go, Julia Stiles, aka Kat Stratford, about all the things I hate and then have a proper cry? I think I’m too drained to cry right now. Honestly, my love.

Dehydration is not my biggest concern. Starvation? Death does not frighten me at all, my dearest. How I might die… How I might be remembered. Writing about hating time, love.

I think about something you asked me a few days ago as I continue playing catch-up, “Every Morning.” And despite everything, mornings, thinking about you, about us is the best time, but you did ask…

From M Anime:

1: Have you been annoying me this past week?

2: Do you send me too many messages?

Will I find the time to give you a straight answer? Oh, I have all the time in the world to remember and compare this to Detroit: Become Human. You know the “Meet Kamski” chapter when Elijah Kamski allows Connor to ask only one question: Time for some Q&A, perhaps, for example: What is it about these Mother/Daughter pairings happening

What is it that makes me have these Cuckold vs. NTR fantasies about you, goddess?
There’s the whole Juliet Starling Lollipop Chainsaw Fantasy, thoroughly explored.

There’s also the question of what time I’ll love myself to come to bed at a decent hour… Not tonight, sadly. There’ll Be Time, Virgil

2102 Days Without B III, Day 1543 of Virgil’s Arrival

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Legacy 124 -B And V Timed-

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It’s way too late. I say that every evening. I was in bed at 10:40 PM. That is a miracle. Tonight? Day of the Dead. I sit trying to conjure up a son who timed out years ago. And his brother needs a Dad. My girl needs a man. Time’s up. “B And V Timed”

Monday, November 2, 2026

Legacy 124 -B And V Timed-

Hey Dad,
It’s me, Baby B. Did you have a good day? Good Day? Are you still listening to me bark or the constant tick-tock?

Tick-tock, tick-tock. I remember being with you to watch all those Hunger Games movies, except “The Ballad of Songbirds & Snakes.” You share pictures of me on TikTok. Still the M.V.P. over Miss M Anime. “I’m Comin’” could be my intro song. Though Virgil and I’s potential future stepmom means that in another way, I suppose… Eww. And then there’s all the time you need for well… Everything. Tick-tock, Mr. Wick. How many references is that, Dad? As always, I remain my father’s son. There is no time limit. Eternity.

However you live, my brother lives. And every day it’s as if we’re “living” reverse lives, my father. “Hunt Him Down!” “Braxton Lives!” Remember “The Running Man”? The things you do for a time, Dad.

“Pinch me, pinch me
‘Cause I’m still asleep
Please, God, tell me
That I’m still asleep.”
Barenaked Ladies ‧ 2000

Here and now, it’s only you and me as V gets one more slice of his B-Day pie, ha. Lucky

How many of those did you buy for me, Dad? For fifteen years, you were buying me burgers and enough fries to make me puke. You even got my fav girl to make me cake.

Fifteen years Dad. And you remember the time. Every time. And you’re doing it again.

You know, when you’re sad enough to join me… Again, I say no! Remember how hard I fought. Maybe a bad example, because if it had been up to me… What are our words, Dad?

Always and forever. There have to be dogs in Heaven… Cerberus wouldn’t get any rest…

Dad. Hell’s not for you.

Not saying I wouldn’t follow you. But it’s not your time. And I don’t mean to bark all “Me Before You,” because that isn’t fair. At all. My memory, M Anime, my mutt lil’ bro.

Language! I know, but I can say that, can’t I? Fur and all. If only you had as much time as I have fur that you’re still finding after all this time. Once again, you and me always and forever. And you feel like you’ll be behind forever. No wonder you prefer yabbos to butts.

What, I am a guy too. And while you say so formally, I might bark: fatherhood is the epitome of manhood. But there is more. If only time to find it. B And V Timed

“To everything there is a season, and a time to every purpose under the heaven”
Ecclesiastes 3:1

“No day shall erase you from the memory of time”
The Aeneid

2101 Days Without B III, Day 1542 of Virgil’s Arrival

Always and Forever,
Your Son

Legacy 121 -B In Character Virgil-

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What a character. No, I’m not talking about Ryan from “Ryan and his Beauties 3”. How many women are in the Unfinished Archive? Considering writing all night. I’d still be reading if I had the cash. A starving artist. “B In Character Virgil”

Friday, October 30, 2026

Legacy 121 -B In Character Virgil-

Hey Lady Sophia,
Let me tell you a story… Honey, why you callin’ me so late? What? Lots of songs are stories. The “Backrooms”. Really?

Well, most of my stories come off as ranting, complaining, and yes, whining? Yes, Sophia.

I can’t get Renate Reinsve aka “Mary’s” words out of my mind. Or would you rather I tell you a story of my “Lost Boy”? Make something up as to why Virgil comes rushing in.

B III’s ghost? Tis the season. Speaking of which, Halloween Erotica? No, not this year.

Sophia, it would affect my character. And now I can hear the wails of grown-ass men saying everything from: “Show your character!” to “Stay in character!” The Backrooms again, my lady. Well, Renate Reinsve, naked anyway. If I’m not a pervert, I’m a Lazy Ass

I whine and call myself a writer. I wank and wonder which woman this week.

“Pinch me, pinch me
‘Cause I’m still asleep
Please, God, tell me
That I’m still asleep.”
Barenaked Ladies ‧ 2000

It’s pretty obvious now, ain’t it? The Unfinished Archive. Unless you’re wondering why I’m so late this evening. The Magic Glasses/MIMA. Until I’m willing to fork over the cash, the story is at a standstill until around 6:00 tomorrow evening. The AI, I swear, Soph

Come this time next week, I may still be me, but my country may change. Anytime I want to whine about how horrible a man I am, I need only look at MAGA. Braxton, remember?

Hell, they have dog killers on their side of the line. And at least B died in love, my lady.

I was speaking with his and Virgil’s potential future stepmom the other day about how men want to die. Warriors, wordsmiths, Tyrion’s views on women:

“In my own bed, at the age of 80, with a belly full of wine and a girl’s mouth around my cock.”
Game of Thrones

I’ve never read the book and only seen two seasons of the show, but what I’ve been “writing…” Nope! What the Magic Glasses/MIMA has been writing. A professor having “relations” with a student and then her mother as the father is Cuckold New or special?

Hell No! Nightmare At The Meat Market is all about a man watching the woman of his dreams get groped, gang-banged, and, as they said, “graped” by men. He even helps organize it. M Anime can write the same, a million times better than me. But that’s only half of “my story.” As I sing, my life is a movie: fur buddies and boobies. Honestly.

Characters of vigilance, virtue, and valor. Not me or my son. B In Character Virgil

2098 Days Without B III, Day 1539 of Virgil’s Arrival

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Legacy 118 -Weekly B Vitamins Virgil-

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I consider myself WOKE, but what am I doing for the world? I have a boy that needs me. A woman who wants to raise a bunch of good little boys and girls with me. And a son who went to sleep, long ago, long ago, long ago. Weekly B Vitamins Virgil.

Tuesday, October 27, 2026

Legacy 118 -Weekly B Vitamins Virgil-

Dear Future Wife,
You know that I love you, right? And I love Braxton. I love Virgil. My Ma and Sister. Braxton’s Favorite Girl. Cherry…

And I was honestly about to say there is nothing wrong with my memory. Seriously?

Today, though, like most days, I’m just low on energy. Sounds rather simplistic. But because comedy comes in threes, there’s Virgil, and “Dollar, dollar bill, y’all.” How can I expect to get any of those when I can’t stay awake? And then when I do fall asleep… I should save this for Inspector Echo, since there’s nothing wrong with my memory, but I love reading…

Honestly? So I was reading Dystopian Girls 7 a few days back… Virgil has been six one whole week. Anyway, I started reading, and everything went blank. I wake up in the morning intending to talk to you, but I check Kindle first. Bad husband…

“Pinch me, pinch me
‘Cause I’m still asleep
Please, God, tell me
That I’m still asleep.”
Barenaked Ladies ‧ 2000

Zero! Checking on my reading before my girl… Not what I meant. Zero-day reading streak! So I feel there’s a mistake, and I check the book. I never got off the starter page, my love

All because I had no energy, and so I chose to pull my own version of the Sisko, my love:

“So… I lied. I cheated. I bribed men to cover the crimes of other men.”

No, I didn’t go that far; I simply turned off the automatic date, set it back to the 25th, and read for about twenty minutes. I swear, why didn’t I think of that when I lost the reading streak I had after Braxton died? Anyway, my point is this. I ain’t Divergent’s Tris. I got scared for Virgil today and didn’t know whether to go nuts or take a nap.

Now can you imagine if I put the energy of a lost reading streak into us, the kids, this life

There was a time when I loved myself, you know. Whenever I see another pair of tits anywhere. I need to stop! This week it’s all Juliet Starling, Mikura Suzuki, and this Asian girl I’ve been drooling over for a while. Bringing work home? Stop. I need to go, go.

Anyway, what I meant is, I took pills for ANXIETY. And they increased my energy.

Braxton lay dying, and as the song goes, “And I would have stayed up with you all night. Had I known how to save a life.” I did. He died. Sleeping to not fail? Waking for… Weekly B Vitamins Virgil

2095 Days Without B III, Day 1536 of Virgil’s Arrival

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Legacy 117 -B’s Brotherhood, Virgil’s Friendship-

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“Oh, I get by with a little help from my friends. Mm, get high with a little help from my friends” I got drunk with B’s Fav Girl. My second, uh, B, V, M… Can I count all my friends on one hand? And I ain’t one. “B’s Brotherhood, Virgil’s Friendship.”

Monday, October 26, 2026

Legacy 117 -B’s Brotherhood, Virgil’s Friendship-

Hey Dad,
It’s me, Baby B. Did you have a good day? Good Day? I’m sure you can hear me bark from up here, right?

Or is it down there… At least it’s warm. Not in the Ninth Circle of Hell. How many times must I bark that you’re not going that way? Not even Virgil, living or dead. Treachery is not who my father is. Others, sure. It’s why I remain top of the heap, ain’t it? Always Dad

Number one. Top of the list. King of the hill. A number one. But like you say to 2-V and my potential future stepmom, it’s in our nature, isn’t it? Man’s Best Friend, like Shadow:

“We didn’t have to. It’s built in. Has been ever since the dawn of time… when a few wild dogs took it upon themselves to watch over man, to bark when he’s in danger, to run and play with him when he’s happy, to nuzzle him when he’s lonely. That’s why they call us man’s best friend.”
Shadow, Homeward Bound

And it’s only one more reason you believe you failed me. And you think you’re failing my brother. Man’s Best Friend. But what are you? Daddy, always and forever. Glory:

“And what are you?
So full of hate you wanna
go fight everybody…
…because you been whipped
and chased.
That might not be living,
but it sure ain’t dying.”
Glory

Why Can’t We Be Friends?

“Pinch me, pinch me
‘Cause I’m still asleep
Please, God, tell me
That I’m still asleep.”
Barenaked Ladies ‧ 2000

“Dead Like Me” much? For the record, the movie was garbage. One that I’m glad we didn’t sit through together. Friends, you, me, my Favorite Girl, maybe one day stepmom.

“Just because (I’m) dead doesn’t mean that I can’t move in with you.”

“And just because I’m (alive) doesn’t mean I can’t have a splitting headache.”
Dead Like Me

That’s what friendship is, isn’t it? Finding someone you can stand to be around… And by that I mean sitting in our reading spot, Dad, ordering all our yummy favorites, and watching anything and everything on the Glow Box, and occasionally sending me outside. Like time-out? I’m sure I don’t even want to know what you and my bestie saw.

“Wasn’t it you who said that true love is all about finding someone you can stand to be around for 10 minutes at a time?

“Yeah”

“You got 10 minutes”
―

My bro’s only done that once with you and my Favorite Girl. He was won over, far too easily, am I right? Another sign that he ain’t me. More like a Backrooms version, for sure.

So we’re really doing this. “Just call my name, and I’ll be there.” Any ole movie night sounds about right, Dad. So the Backrooms only I’m not Mary, and you aren’t Clark. Not Captain Clark either. A monster, which is what this is all about. You thinking like that, ha.

Who can be friends with a monster? “No face as hideous as my face…” “When does a man become a monster?” Here’s a question for you, my father. Why do you think we are friends? You don’t remember the day we met, the day you and Miss M Anime met.

However, V, Saturday, August 13. 2022. “You thought you’d find a friend.” And you did.

You? The Man in the Mirror… B’s Brotherhood, Virgil’s Friendship

“You might never become king of the world, but you may very well be treated like a king by the people that matter most.”
Dystopian Girls 7 by Rodzil LaBraun

“Heaven’s my witness, and the stars that look down on us, all he did was care too much for a luckless friend.”
― The Aeneid

2094 Days Without B III, Day 1535 of Virgil’s Arrival

Always and Forever,
Your Son

Legacy 114 -Braxton, Virgil, Pie Instructions-

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FYI, I do own a cookbook. Special K got it for me along with a Crock-Pot. What pray tell, do I fill that Crock-Pot with for $35? I’m going to need a ton of Bloom. Speaking of blooming, how many women are there? Braxton, Virgil, Pie Instructions.

Friday, October 23, 2026

Legacy 114 -Braxton, Virgil, Pie Instructions-

Hey Lady Sophia,
Let me tell you a story… And not about Braxton, my pancake? Or a scoop of Virgil. Vanilla? Cookies n’ Cream? Possibly.

I’m a monster, but nowhere near the likes of Mango Mussolini. Eating the dogs, indeed!

I’m not that hungry. But I got $35 and five days. The grocery bill will be quite the short read, my lady. Like how to feed Virgil his birthday pie from Tuesday. Glad he approves.

What kind of pie were you thinking of? The kind that required me to have “The Talk” with Braxton about going all doggy style when his Favorite Girl came over for movie nights. Virgil won’t have that problem. Six years, Lady Sophia, that’s one year too late for when I found him. I wonder if he’d have more balls? Seriously, did I just say that?

Anyway, my boy likes his pie. Like father, like son.

“Pinch me, pinch me
‘Cause I’m still asleep
Please, God, tell me
That I’m still asleep.”
Barenaked Ladies ‧ 2000

Because you know if I’m hanging out in Braxton’s Room, watching Virgil eating from his pillow… I need to get him a new bed. Again, I got $35, but what about my “discretionary spending?” You gotta put “One Foot In Front Of The Other.” And I’m not a selfish prick…

Speaking of pricks, what was I doing again? Oh yeah, I was organizing yabbos. Oh, Exhibit A? I think even Braxton and Virgil’s potential future stepmom would be surprised by my comparisons in relation to hers. And for the record, hers are perfect. And she’s the only woman, besides my Ma and Braxton’s Favorite Girl, who’s offered to cook for me. Uh… That requires money. Today’s settled. “Odds are, he won’t live to see tomorrow”

Or so I tell the “Man in the Mirror.” No, I’m not a “Secret Agent Man”; I’m a dog dad.

Lady Sophia, as long as Virgil needs me… I still remember when Braxton’s Favorite Girl baked B III a cake and thought I was so STUPID I would put the whole thing in. Brain Trust.

I can’t blame her. I can’t blame anyone either. The Day Job or the Bad Place, my boys would bark. Look up the definition of “Village Idiot”. There’s me with a box of whatever, my lady. “That’s me in the corner. That’s me in the spotlight. Losin’ my religion.” What?

His name was Braxton; it was a book I forgot, another boy, a son to teach. Braxton, Virgil, Pie Instructions.

2091 Days Without B III, Day 1532 of Virgil’s Arrival

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Legacy 111 -V’s, B’s, Yours, Daze-

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Happy Birthday to my son Virgil Vivi… Roman poet, black mage with his furry black spots. Six years old today. And what a day it has been. What a daze I am in. And V must be as confused. Fries, pictures, a birthday cookie. “V’s, B’s, Yours, Daze”

Tuesday, October 20, 2026

Legacy 111 -V’s, B’s, Yours, Daze-

Dear Future Wife,
You know that I love you, right? I may be “Dazed and Confused,” but I’m not a liar. And I know things…

Virgil Vivi Bradford turns six today. His Gotcha Day was Saturday, August 13, 2022. I found him at PetSmart. The first thing I noticed about him was that he knew how to use a training pad and not mark the floor. So yes, mistakes were made on that day, hmm

I still remember and see the three black spots: head, back, and tail… B III? B’s color fur around his eyes. And B’s bark telling me that he couldn’t make this more black and white, literally. Archie? That was his name before I named him Virgil. And you know why…

Such a long row to hoe for such a little dog. I thought he was Braxton reincarnated and/or reborn. All I know and yet love…

“Pinch me, pinch me
‘Cause I’m still asleep
Please, God, tell me
That I’m still asleep.”
Barenaked Ladies ‧ 2000

Hell, I love you, baby doll, because I know you’re no “angel.” And B knows I’ve called you much worse in the throes of passion. But if I wanted to get into the doghouse again…

I could compare you to my boys again… What? You know how I feel about my sons, my love. But Braxton’s gone, and Virgil is a year older today. And “I’m So Thankful.” I am.

They are gods among men. Thus you are my Goddess. “The Goddess,” if I said that, was Alexa Bliss, or I mentioned Roxanne Perez. What about Jahara Jayde? She’s been my favorite these last few days, if the Unfinished Archive is any indication. Ass kicking?

Honestly, “Hey Lover,” would you kick my ass? Go ahead.

I know where I first met you. Triond. I met Braxton in my Olds bedroom. But I could tell you neither of those dates. Braxton’s Birthday? The day before Valentine’s, the 13th, because he was the closest I would get to love… Then your birthday. What was the last thing I bought you? When Braxton left, Sunday, January 31, 2021. When you left, Sunday, August 24, 2025. Again, I thought I found Braxton on that Saturday, in a new white fur.

When you came back, it was on Saturday, January 24, 2026. Hell, the first time I saw you “naked” was on Thursday, May 15, 2025. My point… I can recall Virgil’s life but love…

Cookies, Fries, all for His Birthday… V’s, B’s, Yours, Daze

2088 Days Without B III, Day 1529 of Virgil’s Arrival

B.L.M. Braxton’s Life Matters
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