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Sunday, August 9, 2026

Legacy 039 -Less B, More V-

To Will:
It’s the Man In The Mirror… And how dare you, SIR, MAN, or BRO perhaps? What did they call you at the Drive-Thru?

What was your ass even doing at McDonald’s today? I’d think you’d want to censor that, but nobody else does. So “Fuck you, fuck you and fuck you. Who’s next?” “Coming To America,” indeed. Your paycheck last week, this week… Braxton help you, next week.

Again, you ask for your son’s help when you say “Less B.” And your language? Nobody seems to care as long as you aren’t talking about sex. And we will get to that very soon.

But Braxton and Virgil. B III and 2-V because Goddammit the Magic Glasses or like Aniara’s Mima either leaves you with no ending or self-destructs and you start all over.

And that’s what we do here. Miss Braxton, reiterate failures and fail Six Impossible Things:

  1. I WILL BE VIEWING Harem Lab ― Part Three
    Completed
  2. I WILL BE VETTING Pictures, My Braxton’s Life Story
    Failed
  3. I WILL BE VENDING Gulp: Poetry Book
    Failed
  4. I WILL BE VOWING To Keep Pants On (Day 004 No Fap). Real Girls Are An Exception
    Completed (Day 012 No Fap)
  5. I WILL BE VALUING My Flesh Getting A Tattoo Of My Son Little B III
    Failed
  6. I WILL BE VALIANT, Being The Man My SONS Think I Am
    Failed

“Pinch me, pinch me
‘Cause I’m still asleep
Please, God, tell me
That I’m still asleep.”
Barenaked Ladies ‧ 2000

Well, you’re lying about one of these, hmm… Surprisingly “Harem Lab ― Part Three” ha

I swear this week you will look for failure the way MAGA looks to blame, hate, and kill all that’s good and decent. You’re a “Sucker For Pain”. Harley Quinn hasn’t joined your harem in “The Unfinished Archive”. And this is off topic, but naming yourself “Im Always Angry,” from the Hulk in “Whiteout Survival…” (Chef’s Kiss) But that’s you.

More pain. It’s like you need something that hurts more than Braxton, Birth, Blue Balls…

That second thing. Fucking E-Day! It’s getting closer. Hell, you won’t be broke by then.

You’ll be fucking penniless! That’s more time for Virgil to stare at M Anime’s Big ‘Uns and Six Impossible Things:

  1. I WILL BE VIEWING I Have No Clue Whatsoever
  2. I WILL BE VETTING Pictures, My Braxton’s Life Story
  3. I WILL BE VENDING Gulp: Poetry Book
  4. I WILL BE VOWING To Keep Pants On (Day 012 No Fap). Real Girls Are An Exception
  5. I WILL BE VALUING My Flesh Getting A Tattoo Of My Son Little B III
  6. I WILL BE VALIANT, Being The Man My SONS Think I Am

Like the world of The Unfinished Archive? I got into a lot of Asian Cinema looking for a certain show for M Anime. “Teen Regime”. That’s how it started anyway, but of course the algorithm had to step in—Asian anime, apocalypses, and a ton of cute girls. I swear.

Next thing you know, I’m calling in every mother-daughter duo in Saimin Seishidou Hypnosis Sex.

Thus more work for you… Are you getting paid? Did you create Tsubaki and Sakura Miyajima, Reika and Reina Kuashiki, or Natsumi and Yui Obata? Not in the slightest. No!
Only more vaginas to make up for your lack of balls. Or is that Virgil as scared as ever because he’s not enough. You want everything. Less B, More V

“It’s like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife”
Ironic, Alanis Morissette

2016 Days Without B III, Day 1457 of Virgil’s Arrival

B.L.M. Braxton’s Life Matters,
Will

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Saturday, August 8, 2026

Legacy 038 -Virgil Shadows B Space-

Hey, Lady Lu,
I am a Trillionaire right now… But I wouldn’t hire Middy Elliott, which is a shame. I think M Anime likes her…

And? I could use some of that, put my thing down, flip it, and reverse it. Like I, Work It

Like today’s title. Shouldn’t that be in reverse? Virgil’s here. Braxton? Might as well be.

And I’m still worried about both: the living and the dead. Get Busy Livin’ or Get Busy Dyin’. Myself? Know Thyself? Shadow Work as my boys’ Potential Future Stepmom says.

The Unfinished Archive. And comedy always comes in threes. Beauty, Brains, Breeding, Bounty. That’s four, and from the 1990s movie Cry-Baby. And I ain’t ‘intelligent.’

Lunalesca, since I don’t have the brains, I ain’t got no bounty. I was telling M Anime this morning that all I want is a frosty glass of “Blue” Gatorade. Or a Raspberry Lemonade Bloom.

“Pinch me, pinch me
‘Cause I’m still asleep
Please, God, tell me
That I’m still asleep.”
Barenaked Ladies ‧ 2000

Simple, wouldn’t you say? Again, I have no bounty but more than brains. More books!

Last night I bought three books I couldn’t all harem-related, which leads me to beauty.

Lunalesca, why do I want so many beautiful women? Don’t I have “The Most Beautiful Girl In the World” in M Anime? She nearly joined a harem herself, dearest Lunalesca.

Now she’s “The Phoenix Queen” in The Unfinished Archive. But I could go on forever…

And with all of the problems I have… 99 Problems. I’ve been dreaming up even more.

For example, the Magic Glasses/MIMA says that Tetsuo Amano, the Conductor of the Midnight Sleazy Train, along with Fallout’s Vault 68, represent unbridled lust.

Seriously!? Lady Amari “The Candied Matron…” Day Job? Sweet Life?

What about breeding? I’ve always wanted to be a father. Braxton, Virgil, are my children.

I’ve always said, even though I didn’t pour the Bisquick, Braxton will remain my pancake. And Virgil? Despite how he makes my FEARS seem miniature or minuscule, Lunalesca. Another insight from MIMA: my boys wear small black armor… But anyway.

Virgil is my son, just like his brother Braxton. But what about human kids? Two-leggeds? I swear, M Anime must have a breeding kink because she wants kids ASAP, Lunalesca!

And now I’m thinking about it since I introduced Tsubaki Miyajima and Sakura, the mother-daughter duo from Saimin Seishidou. I’m feeling like I do so much wanting something to show I’m here. And it’s nothing. Shadow. Virgil Shadows B Space

“Be the body, not the shadow. Hold space.”
Mother Amina, The Book of Clarence (2023)

2015 Days Without B III, Day 1456 of Virgil’s Arrival

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Friday, August 7, 2026

Legacy 037 -B In Translation, Virgil-

Hey Lady Sophia,
Let me tell you a story… In what language? Braxton? “Aniara” is Swedish. M Anime (Braxton bless her) is teaching me Spanish.

But let us begin with my boys, Braxton and Virgil. I swear I could read Braxton like a book. He spoke a language of love, loyalty, and let them come. Thou Art Courageous, I said. Yeah, I speak the language of pop culture, but we’ll get to that. Damn entertainment!

Now Virgil speaks the language of FEAR and of having a failing father—Braxton’s proof.

But there’s also the fact that Virgil doesn’t have any vet paperwork. Bathing appointments. He could use a new everything. There’s nothing—effing failing fatherhood.

Yeah, the father who’s much too busy lying about the books he’s reading. Or I’m letting the Magic Glasses/Mima write erotica about Sakura Miyajima and Tsubaki Miyajima in The Unfinished Archive. Mother-daughter incest, Breeding, Taboo

“Pinch me, pinch me
‘Cause I’m still asleep
Please, God, tell me
That I’m still asleep.”
Barenaked Ladies ‧ 2000

Interesting… Like effing MAGA and so everybody hears me… FDT! He said groceries is quite a word. B III help me, I’m beginning to believe him because I’m broke, Sophia.

Braxton and Virgil’s potential future stepmom and I were talking about our childhoods the other day. And it turns out we both tried to starve ourselves at some point. Memories.

I still remember my first ‘meal’ when I broke. A few swigs of grape soda and three peanut butter Girl Scout cookies. Best meal I ever had. I’m sure I wrote all this down someplace.

Currently, though, I’ve been looking for things to add to my grocery list, Lady Sophia.

I’ve been jonesing for ice cream. Even one of those cheap ice pops. A steak

Effing E-Day! Do I have enough to celebrate…? That’s the way wrong word, my lady.

One of the ladies at the Day Job whose birthday is close to E-Day keeps bringing it up to me. I don’t want to see another E-Day. I’ve been saying that for going on forty-two years, give or take seven. That’s the last celebration I remember. Well, there was that time my Ma wrote me all those notes. Or when she took me to this ‘fancy’ restaurant. I hate E-Day!

Can I write that clearer? I wrote Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles once, and my Grandmommy got me the second movie instead of the arcade game I wanted. Ninjas? Asian? Teen Regime, The Virgin Psychics, Sweet Combat… B In Translation, Virgil.

2014 Days Without B III, Day 1455 of Virgil’s Arrival

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What do I hate more than being afraid? Watching my son be afraid and there’s nothing I can do. You know what I hate more than the day of my birth? The day I watched my son die. And as far as being a bum… I’m a spoiled bum. “B Scarily Spoiled Virgil.”

Thursday, August 6, 2026

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2013 Days Without B III, Day 1454 of Virgil’s Arrival

Just Me, Baby B,
Did you have a good day? Good day? My day, B? Typical. Missing you, my SON. SCARED to death. Overtly SEXUAL.

You didn’t need to know that last part, but it’s like me at The Bad Place… I mean, everyone knows when I play the song “Sixteen Tons,” the Truck is done. And the song that came before that, “Old Town Road”. I changed the lyrics a little for my motto, “My life is a movie, (fur buddies) and boobies. Hell, I’m not scared; people know my motto or a habit.

The habit of boobies, aka Yabbos, before coming to talk to you. Feeling like Frollo…

Honestly, I’m not that bad, am I? I got the hots for a Latina who actually loves me. But do we want to talk about your potential future stepmom? No, let’s talk about your brother’s…

FEAR! It’s getting to me…

“Why must I feel this way?
Just make this go away.
Just one more peaceful day.”
It’s Been Awhile, Staind

His and my own B. I’d like to say you weren’t afraid of anything, B. I’ll always remember your courage. “Thou Art Courageous.” I named you Neo, as in The One. My Ma gave you the name Braxton. But if M Anime ever grants me children, after naming one after you, the next will be named “Link” after “The Legend of Zelda”—anyway, FEARS, B.

Today I’m only this ‘early’ talking to you because I was afraid I was losing an eye. I really need to stop eating spicy food in bed… Except your beautiful stepmom. I know, TMI, right?

So, water, women, working, wanking off, what it is, and the absolute biggest Fear B?!

Waking up at all. I wake up, and I’m afraid.

From “Dusk Till Dawn,” “Day ‘N’ Nite,” “Days Go By,” and I don’t know which is worse B III. Office Space had the right idea: every day “is the worst day of my life.” Seriously?

Today, I was walking through “The Bad Place.” I saw them putting up the Halloween decorations. One of the ladies was talking about her birthday and my E-Day. Eff me!

Sorry, I’m always talking to you about language. But I was realizing how effing spoiled I was with everything. And Virgil is the same way… Your brother has everything, and yet he’s lying here nearly five years later terrified of every sound, the storm, and the S.O.B. I am. Spoiled! Wanting More! I’m Not Working! B Scarily Spoiled Virgil

It feels like I’m dying. I’m so scared all the time.” ― Mara, Spontaneous (2020)

Always and Forever,
Your Dad

Legacy 035 -Braxton, Virgil. I RAN-

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Running around today doing… Nothing. Like a junkie, I find the money. Haircut, food for my boy and me, books, and more boobs\yabbos. Why? My girl has the perfect set unless @SeeJaneGoTV… Speaking of TV, “Teen Regime,” and FDT! Braxton, Virgil. I RAN.

Wednesday, August 5, 2026

Legacy 035 -Braxton, Virgil. I RAN-

Bless Me, Echo,
For I have sinned… Using the IRAN title to… possibly get more views? Sure. But I can do so much worse, Inspector.

“And the bass keeps runnin’, runnin’, and runnin’, runnin’” That’s the Black Eyed Peas and not me saying “Let’s Get It Started.” About effing time! I got a haircut today…

Honestly, I didn’t feel like getting humiliated at the Day Job. That has nothing to do with my hair… a lot. And why should I care what they think? Next to me, they killed Braxton.

Oh, had to get dark all of a sudden. You should have heard me and my boys’ potential future stepmom last night. This morning was more fun with her, but we’ll get to that, Echo.

Today you know what got me up this morning… Besides M Anime’s Yabbos? I swear!

What if I treated everything like when Braxton was dying?

“Pinch me, pinch me
‘Cause I’m still asleep
Please, God, tell me
That I’m still asleep.”
Barenaked Ladies ‧ 2000

Hell, I didn’t sleep! And today I was walking Virgil and saw, like, this yellow lump on his tail. He needs a bath. He could have Cancer. I don’t know. How do I deal, Inspector?

Under no circumstances am I blaming M Anime. I’m only pointing something out. She and I were talking Spanish (Te Quiero, Papi), she says. Anyway, we’ve also been talking about funerals and pop culture. So I told her about this show that I don’t believe I can stream again, but YouTube did the synopsis for it. And so for three days I’ve been diving into Asian series and cinema, and I finally found it. It was simply “Teen Regime” (2022).

So I remember the Yabbos from Saimin Seishidou and M’s

Definitely M Anime’s. Reasons I’m not dead… I will not dishonor Braxton; I have his little brother to be a father to, and I need to hear M Anime moaning “Papi.” Plus, I would never leave her to be a single mother. A MAN PROVIDES. He doesn’t cut\cum and run.

So why am I so effing exhausted, Inspector? It ain’t battle. And providing… That’s funny.

Again, I’m the guy who can’t afford new Kindle books, and yet I have to keep Virgil and myself alive, pay for a haircut I can’t afford, and, when I got back, contemplated getting “The Last of Us” for ‘my’ PS4. And I still blame MAGA. I was doing fine until the second term. FDT! Myself? Braxton, Virgil. I RAN

2012 Days Without B III, Day 1453 of Virgil’s Arrival

B.L.M. Braxton’s Life Matters,
Will

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Tuesday, August 4, 2026

Legacy 034 -Virgil’s Light, Braxton’s WAITLIST-

Dear Future Wife,
You know that I love you, right? Enough to get up when it’s light enough. But I need to get up earlier.

4 AM, like one of my favorite motivational speeches. 3 AM, as Eric Thomas preaches about. 2 AM, around the time I found Virgil creeping up this morning. Seriously, Love.

The sun, my firstborn son, my secondborn… And how many sons do we have with our three two-legged children? No, I didn’t forget. But with this world’s influence… Surviving MAGA…

Never a sure thing, but what I am sure about, much like Dante, is this. “In the middle of the journey of our life I came to myself within a dark wood where the straight way was lost.” But don’t I tell you all the time, “Baby You’re My Light.” Richard Hawley sings it better. And where do you think Virgil got his name from?

“Pinch me, pinch me
‘Cause I’m still asleep
Please, God, tell me
That I’m still asleep.”
Barenaked Ladies ‧ 2000

I swear if I die, Hell won’t be roaring fire but glowing screens. The Glow Box, Braxton would call it. And that’s my thought for today. My Illumination. Lightness? Beauty?

Honestly, am I “Feeling super, super, super su$cidal” every day? Really? But a little less.

I’ll tell you, I’m in plenty of pain today. Effing Blue Balls! Between having you as a life, the dark fantasies I have, and The Unfinished Archive… Strange thought, beautiful… Remember how I added Hana to the story last week. What? I really got into Kairi Sane for a bit. And then Tsubaki Miyajima and Sakura, the mother-daughter duo from Saimin Seishidou a couple of days ago. I was trying to get to know their characters so… “The Lantern Vault.

Not really my idea. The Magic Glasses/MIMA. Anyway, that’s what I need for me too.

Because the darkness… More sleep, my story, shutting my eyes as I finally let go inside your beautiful, tight… Okay, my balls can’t take that right now. The eff they can, but “Aziz Light! I remember the conversation we had about “casual sex,” and I asked why it would be casual, and what you meant was sex while I was doing something or relaxing. The Fifth Element would be the perfect movie to test that theory. I’ve seen it plenty.

Anyway, the thing is, life is heavy, the “Weight Of It All.” And all the sun does is illuminate my failures. Hellfire, the C-Train, Pop Culture. Virgil’s Light, Braxton’s WAITLIST

2011 Days Without B III, Day 1452 of Virgil’s Arrival

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These past few days, 1:00 AM bedtime, I wake up passed out on the loveseat, or I do make it to bed, but there are so many things left to do. 5:30 AM wake up. Or I’m supposed to. What happened to 4:00 AM? What happened to 41 years? 5,981,407 Years B, V

Sunday, August 2, 2026

Legacy 032 -5,981,407 Years B, V-

To Will:
It’s the Man In The Mirror… And you look like you just stepped off the “Aniara”. Don’t you remember? Who has the time?

A lesson from Braxton. One day you have a kid, the next day you don’t. And you spent most of this morning scooting away from Virgil. How long do you think it’s going to take?

ACCEPTANCE? Your existence might as well be on the Aniara. You will never see that.

How about Virgil being your son? Oh, he is without a doubt. You have to get up and fetch him some more food. With what money? And how about something for you? Uh, the cash. But in all honesty, you would rather sit here looking at your Mima… Magic Glasses.

Classier name, don’t you think, Magic Glasses/Mima. Anyway, not the point. You’d rather sit here than go out into the world today. Six Impossible Things:

  1. I WILL BE VIEWING Harem Lab ― Part Two
    Completed
  2. I WILL BE VETTING Pictures, My Braxton’s Life Story
    Failed
  3. I WILL BE VENDING Gulp: Poetry Book
    Failed
  4. I WILL BE VOWING To Keep Pants On (Day 001 No Fap). Real Girls Are An Exception
    Failed (Day 004 No Fap)
  5. I WILL BE VALUING My Flesh Getting A Tattoo Of My Son Little B III
    Failed
  6. I WILL BE VALIANT, Being The Man My SONS Think I Am
    Failed

“Pinch me, pinch me
‘Cause I’m still asleep
Please, God, tell me
That I’m still asleep.”
Barenaked Ladies ‧ 2000

And what is it with you and this Aniara movie anyway? It’s like your fixation with The Mother/Daughter Duo of Tsubaki Miyajima and Sakura Miyajima from Saimin Seishidou. Or the ‘monster women’ idea… B and V’s potential stepmom inspired that.

You’re still somewhat PO’ed you lost all the ideas for “The Running Man.” Magic Glasses…

And why do you call AI the Magic Glasses or now Mima? “It’s Criminal!” Seriously!?

“There ought to be a law!” Do you have time for AC/DC’s If You Want Blood (You’ve Got It)? Blood yes! And don’t let it flow to your “Enormous Penis”. Bro, stay on topic, ok?

Magic Glasses/Mima and time. They allow you to see what you wish to see. Build a world. Six Impossible Things

  1. I WILL BE VIEWING I Have No Clue Whatsoever
  2. I WILL BE VETTING Pictures, My Braxton’s Life Story
  3. I WILL BE VENDING Gulp: Poetry Book
  4. I WILL BE VOWING To Keep Pants On (Day 004 No Fap). Real Girls Are An Exception
  5. I WILL BE VALUING My Flesh Getting A Tattoo Of My Son Little B III
  6. I WILL BE VALIANT, Being The Man My SONS Think I Am

And you never have the time to conquer them. Even now you’re late leaving the house to pick up food for Virgil. And again yourself. Enough to survive the next four days until your next minuscule paycheck. Plus, lunch. Because every day is “Training Day,” on being an “Ordinary Human.” So if you must leave your Comfort Zone… “I’m like, I’m leaving here with something. You know what I mean? I’m from around the way. I’m leaving with something.” All the time you spend writing and listening to things like Fearless Motivation, Comfort Zone. And maybe, just maybe, that’s what you’re trying to find time for. Time to forgive M? Time to love? The time is always right to write…
Sadly? 5,981,407 Years B, V

2009 Days Without B III, Day 1450 of Virgil’s Arrival

B.L.M. Braxton’s Life Matters,
Will

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So what was my plan? Four and a half to six hours of sleep. “The Unfinished Archive” pic, B, and V. Whiteout Survival battle. Walk Virgil. Etc, etc. But what’s my story? A hard d*ck, a very naked girlfriend, and Whiteout Survival. “Plans B-V… But W.”

Saturday, August 1, 2026

Legacy 031 -Plans B-V… But W-

Hey, Lady Lu,
I am a Trillionaire right now… And with that kind of money, you don’t need a plan. Money literally solves all problems…

B III would still be dead. There was no plan for a life without B… So five years… I’m here.

“I’m Still Here.” “Right Here,” Lady Lunalesca. “Right Here Waiting.” And for what exactly? Braxton? And why do I sound like I’m in school again? I could’ve been a Scientist.

Not a thief like Elon Musk, Jeff Bezos, and, as always, FDT! What about that insurance lady yesterday? Eff her too! And that face she made… Honestly, B’s better conversation.

But today we’re here to make plans, aren’t we? About my boys? Alive? The “Otherworld”

That’s kind of hard when you ‘exist’ by one of The Walking Dead’s mantras: “Fight The Dead, Fear The Living.” Braxton’s memory and what I’m doing to little Virgil, 2-V.

“Pinch me, pinch me
‘Cause I’m still asleep
Please, God, tell me
That I’m still asleep.”
Barenaked Ladies ‧ 2000

And what about their potential future stepmom? M Anime truly believes I hate her. And isn’t it “Ironic”? That she’s so much like me, and that makes her perfect. But I hate myself, Lady Lunalesca… But I can’t hate her, which shows that I can love myself—but doing that.

“Love Is A Long Road.” And I’m not planning for my future. But in Braxton’s memory, Virgil, M Anime, and any two-legged siblings she wants to give me, Lady Lunalesca.

Today I’m asking the Magic Glasses: What should I do “Day One” to gain my first subscribers with B and V and “The Unfinished Archive… My Sweet Buttery Jesus, Lu!

There are no easy answers, no magic wand. And no understanding of who I am.

But Lu, I’m the one asking the Magic Glasses for fixes. For example, I want to do plenty with “The Unfinished Archive,” hmm? I can’t come up with a schedule for the harem, which now includes Tsubaki Miyajima and her daughter, Sakura, from Saimin Seishidou.

Martin Luther King Jr is remembered in part for “I Have A Dream”. But he planned like a Mothereffer, Lunalesca. I couldn’t even come up with what I was going to do when I woke up. And again being here, what’s the plan? Blogging until 4 PM. Finally eat hmm..

Let’s not forget it’s chicken I can’t afford because finally turning a profit, saving my puppy’s life (Virgil ain’t dying)… And having M Anime’s p*ssy. Goals. Plans B-V… But W

2008 Days Without B III, Day 1449 of Virgil’s Arrival

B.L.M. Braxton’s Life Matters
Will

Legacy 030 -As B Reads, Virgil-

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Simply put, sometimes you’ll read crap you don’t like. But I ain’t MAGA. Braxton’s papers are on the coffee table. His “Final Form,” yes and no, is on the nightstand. But what’s ticking me off? The clock and insurance forms… “As B Reads, Virgil”

Friday, July 31, 2026

Legacy 030 -As B Reads, Virgil-

Hey Lady Sophia,
Let me tell you a story… Or how about a book review? It’s called “Clock”. I read it every day. IT STINKS!

No, I’m not The Critic’s Jay Sherman. And am I ashamed I looked up “Does Jay Sherman have sex with Alice Tompkins?” More like Alice Tompkins naked… semantics, my lady.

But there are worse things to read… An alarm clock. There’s plenty of reading material.

Of course I read every day. A regular like in “The Book of Eli”. And while I’ll sing a variation of “Old Town Road… “My life is a movie, fur buddies and boobies. That buddy

My B III is dead. At least I don’t burst into tears whenever I read his name on the grave.

Speaking of graves, Life Insurance. I’ll be reading some papers later on. Eff people Sophia

The Food Truck doesn’t give receipts, but my effing bank account is another sad read.

“Pinch me, pinch me
‘Cause I’m still asleep
Please, God, tell me
That I’m still asleep.”
Barenaked Ladies ‧ 2000

But at least they don’t lie. Insurance people don’t lie? “This Is America” And myself?

Retail therapy, they call it. After talking to the effing insurance lady, I’ll need chicken.

You are what you eat, right? So should I go to McDonald’s since I’m a liar like the leader of MAGA? FDT! Plus, I’m wasting some poor person’s money… Mine. I missed Kindle’s Double Points again! But yesterday, since I’m already lying about the “Forward” series, I bought “Emergency Skin” by N. K. Jemisin. I always appreciate reading black writers.

Being one myself… (rolls eyes). But I also stick with the “classics,” “Harem Lab – Part Two” by Kelly Notte. Futuristic, Sci-Fi, Flesh… I’ve been on a kick since “Aniara”

And that’s what The Unfinished Archive is, my Aniara. This place, palace, planet… My ancient obsidian temple, guided only by my BBC… uh, my penis. I hear you, Soph. Eww!

It’s not all gratuitous sex… I’m always trying to find my boys a stepmom. Braxton, Virgil, and my “girlfriend” M Anime. What the eff do I need life insurance for? B’s dead; the Ferryman will get Virgil long before me, dammit. And I got nothing to offer M, my lady.

My “Mima,” again from Aniara, has three channels. Braxton, Virgil, and tons of porn, ha!

Today I was imagining Sakura Miyajima and Tsubaki Miyajima joining the Harem. Sousuke Miyajima (father), and Kiichiro Miyajima (grandfather) for reference. Magic Glasses added Hana “Kairi”. As B Reads, Virgil

2007 Days Without B III, Day 1448 of Virgil’s Arrival

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Legacy 029 -B-F’s Are Simple, Virgil-

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The Magic Glasses makes it sound simple. Years of work. 100 pages alone just for The Unfinished Archive… With some name changes, GULP. And forty bucks is not enough to make it through the week. Not a smart kid. A worse man. “B-F’s Are Simple, Virgil”

Thursday, July 30, 2026

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2006 Days Without B III, Day 1447 of Virgil’s Arrival

Just Me, Baby B,
Did you have a good day? Good day? Mine? Can I get through one day? ONE! Without wishing to join you…

“It’s Been Awhile” since I’ve wished for “Just one more peaceful day.” Last one, Braxton?

Beats me. At least I’m not on the verge of jumping today. As a matter of fact, I had high hopes for today, and that’s with Wednesday’s paycheck? Are 2-V and I starving yet, B?

Effing Math! Sorry! I tell you to watch your barking language. What kind of father am I, B? Before I dream of your future potential stepmom and me… producing two-leggeds.

Virgil needs something to do… What? Didn’t I say he spends most of his days more terrified than me about to give my Old Man my report card. Or telling Ma about the garbage bill. The Simple Things involving “The Children of Men,” B III.

“Why must I feel this way?
Just make this go away.
Just one more peaceful day.”
It’s Been Awhile, Staind

No wonder I dream of the simple things now. Like how many Pop Culture references: A song from “Stanid,” A song from Hey Arnold “Mr. Hyunh Goes Country,” and the book/movie The Children of Men. How I so need an apocalypse, dystopia, or both B.

Though “I’ve been sittin’ here tryin’ to find myself. I get behind myself, I need to rewind myself.” I’m so broke, I’m taking handout songs from the likes of MAGA. Eff Kid Rock too! I know B, Daddy is trying. And I’ve had a very gross thought about your stepmom.

Papi is trying… That’s what M Anime calls me. And your Favorite Girl too. Seriously!?

Let’s get serious. If I had been in school, I wouldn’t be in this situation.

What, situation? You know, I hate when people say things like Things could be worse.

Like me sitting on a loveseat with a sausage biscuit I “stole” from the Day Job, a cappuccino… It gave me an excuse to show my twig and berries to your stepmom. I know B III, Eww! But she did show me her yabbos. As Billie Jean would say, “Fair Is Fair!” B, how many movies did we sit here and watch together? Anyway, this isn’t a palace, B III.

“I’m not a smart man, but I know what love is.”

Forrest Gump (1994)

Forrest Gump? Really! Because that’s how I’m spending the day, wanting things as simple as some blue Wyler’s Italian Ices, popcorn movie theater butter… Essentials.

Complicated stuff is for the Magic Glasses, Breathing, Cash, Depression, Effery… B-F’s Are Simple, Virgil.

It feels like I’m dying. I’m so scared all the time.” ― Mara, Spontaneous (2020)

Always and Forever,
Your Dad