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Legacy 042 -B’s Other Anniversaries Virgil-

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Wednesday, August 12, 2026

Legacy 042 -B’s Other Anniversaries Virgil-

Bless Me, Echo,
For I have sinned… And I don’t just mean a bill being late… Almost. I forgot to get rich sometime this year.

If you have love, you’re rich… For 15 years, I had B. And my job was to keep him alive.

“It is my job to keep you alive. I will not succeed.”
― Avatar (2009)

In 2021, I failed. Hell, for one of those years, I didn’t even have the Day Job. And so today.

Well, rather yesterday, I found out that I will have had that Day Job for 15 years. Friday, August 21, 2026 to be exact. Which means if SOMETHING goes down, it’ll be on the 18th.

Not that I want a party or anything. However, I could use some cupcakes, Inspector.

Nobody got me a damn thing when Braxton’s book was published on August 8, 2025.

One more whole year for a great many things: B’s Death Day and Birthday, his book, the Day Job… E-Day.

“Pinch me, pinch me
‘Cause I’m still asleep
Please, God, tell me
That I’m still asleep.”
Barenaked Ladies ‧ 2000

Fuck me, Inspector! No, this isn’t The Unfinished Archive, and we will surely get there.

Hell! Around this time last year, M Anime and I were getting ready to break up. And Virgil’s Birthday is the month after E-Day. October 20th. But as I was being reminded of the 15 years I wasted on a job that would eventually help kill my firstborn son… E-Day.

Emergence Day as Gears Of War would call it. The monster I am beginning existence!

Emergence, Existence, Extinction… How I pray for that, and yet, “Every Morning,” when I wake up… That’s it, Inspector Echo, I wake up with nothing to look forward to

But to lose. And that’s what I’m thinking about. I lost E-Day. Well FUCKING Duh!

Less than thirty days until E-Day and I can’t buy my usual cake. Definitely can’t buy dinner. I won’t be getting paid because I used 36 hours of PTO, 12 this week, last, the one before. And I’m waiting for this paycheck like a lotto ticket for Pizza, the food truck?

Then there’s Virgil. What is my secondborn going to do? Watch me sing “King of Wishful Thinking,” as I get drunk off my ass again. Not like I can get drunk off anything this year.

Beauty? That’s an awful lot of pressure to put on my boys’ Potential Future Stepmom.

Inspector, I do call M Anime “My Goddess”. Not like The Exies… This year anyway.

Inspector, will The Unfinished Archive celebrate? B’s Other Anniversaries Virgil

2019 Days Without B III, Day 1460 of Virgil’s Arrival

B.L.M. Braxton’s Life Matters
Will

Legacy 039 -Less B, More V-

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Sunday, August 9, 2026

Legacy 039 -Less B, More V-

To Will:
It’s the Man In The Mirror… And how dare you, SIR, MAN, or BRO perhaps? What did they call you at the Drive-Thru?

What was your ass even doing at McDonald’s today? I’d think you’d want to censor that, but nobody else does. So “Fuck you, fuck you and fuck you. Who’s next?” “Coming To America,” indeed. Your paycheck last week, this week… Braxton help you, next week.

Again, you ask for your son’s help when you say “Less B.” And your language? Nobody seems to care as long as you aren’t talking about sex. And we will get to that very soon.

But Braxton and Virgil. B III and 2-V because Goddammit the Magic Glasses or like Aniara’s Mima either leaves you with no ending or self-destructs and you start all over.

And that’s what we do here. Miss Braxton, reiterate failures and fail Six Impossible Things:

  1. I WILL BE VIEWING Harem Lab ― Part Three
    Completed
  2. I WILL BE VETTING Pictures, My Braxton’s Life Story
    Failed
  3. I WILL BE VENDING Gulp: Poetry Book
    Failed
  4. I WILL BE VOWING To Keep Pants On (Day 004 No Fap). Real Girls Are An Exception
    Completed (Day 012 No Fap)
  5. I WILL BE VALUING My Flesh Getting A Tattoo Of My Son Little B III
    Failed
  6. I WILL BE VALIANT, Being The Man My SONS Think I Am
    Failed

“Pinch me, pinch me
‘Cause I’m still asleep
Please, God, tell me
That I’m still asleep.”
Barenaked Ladies ‧ 2000

Well, you’re lying about one of these, hmm… Surprisingly “Harem Lab ― Part Three” ha

I swear this week you will look for failure the way MAGA looks to blame, hate, and kill all that’s good and decent. You’re a “Sucker For Pain”. Harley Quinn hasn’t joined your harem in “The Unfinished Archive”. And this is off topic, but naming yourself “Im Always Angry,” from the Hulk in “Whiteout Survival…” (Chef’s Kiss) But that’s you.

More pain. It’s like you need something that hurts more than Braxton, Birth, Blue Balls…

That second thing. Fucking E-Day! It’s getting closer. Hell, you won’t be broke by then.

You’ll be fucking penniless! That’s more time for Virgil to stare at M Anime’s Big ‘Uns and Six Impossible Things:

  1. I WILL BE VIEWING I Have No Clue Whatsoever
  2. I WILL BE VETTING Pictures, My Braxton’s Life Story
  3. I WILL BE VENDING Gulp: Poetry Book
  4. I WILL BE VOWING To Keep Pants On (Day 012 No Fap). Real Girls Are An Exception
  5. I WILL BE VALUING My Flesh Getting A Tattoo Of My Son Little B III
  6. I WILL BE VALIANT, Being The Man My SONS Think I Am

Like the world of The Unfinished Archive? I got into a lot of Asian Cinema looking for a certain show for M Anime. “Teen Regime”. That’s how it started anyway, but of course the algorithm had to step in—Asian anime, apocalypses, and a ton of cute girls. I swear.

Next thing you know, I’m calling in every mother-daughter duo in Saimin Seishidou Hypnosis Sex.

Thus more work for you… Are you getting paid? Did you create Tsubaki and Sakura Miyajima, Reika and Reina Kuashiki, or Natsumi and Yui Obata? Not in the slightest. No!
Only more vaginas to make up for your lack of balls. Or is that Virgil as scared as ever because he’s not enough. You want everything. Less B, More V

“It’s like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife”
Ironic, Alanis Morissette

2016 Days Without B III, Day 1457 of Virgil’s Arrival

B.L.M. Braxton’s Life Matters,
Will

Legacy 035 -Braxton, Virgil. I RAN-

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Running around today doing… Nothing. Like a junkie, I find the money. Haircut, food for my boy and me, books, and more boobs\yabbos. Why? My girl has the perfect set unless @SeeJaneGoTV… Speaking of TV, “Teen Regime,” and FDT! Braxton, Virgil. I RAN.

Wednesday, August 5, 2026

Legacy 035 -Braxton, Virgil. I RAN-

Bless Me, Echo,
For I have sinned… Using the IRAN title to… possibly get more views? Sure. But I can do so much worse, Inspector.

“And the bass keeps runnin’, runnin’, and runnin’, runnin’” That’s the Black Eyed Peas and not me saying “Let’s Get It Started.” About effing time! I got a haircut today…

Honestly, I didn’t feel like getting humiliated at the Day Job. That has nothing to do with my hair… a lot. And why should I care what they think? Next to me, they killed Braxton.

Oh, had to get dark all of a sudden. You should have heard me and my boys’ potential future stepmom last night. This morning was more fun with her, but we’ll get to that, Echo.

Today you know what got me up this morning… Besides M Anime’s Yabbos? I swear!

What if I treated everything like when Braxton was dying?

“Pinch me, pinch me
‘Cause I’m still asleep
Please, God, tell me
That I’m still asleep.”
Barenaked Ladies ‧ 2000

Hell, I didn’t sleep! And today I was walking Virgil and saw, like, this yellow lump on his tail. He needs a bath. He could have Cancer. I don’t know. How do I deal, Inspector?

Under no circumstances am I blaming M Anime. I’m only pointing something out. She and I were talking Spanish (Te Quiero, Papi), she says. Anyway, we’ve also been talking about funerals and pop culture. So I told her about this show that I don’t believe I can stream again, but YouTube did the synopsis for it. And so for three days I’ve been diving into Asian series and cinema, and I finally found it. It was simply “Teen Regime” (2022).

So I remember the Yabbos from Saimin Seishidou and M’s

Definitely M Anime’s. Reasons I’m not dead… I will not dishonor Braxton; I have his little brother to be a father to, and I need to hear M Anime moaning “Papi.” Plus, I would never leave her to be a single mother. A MAN PROVIDES. He doesn’t cut\cum and run.

So why am I so effing exhausted, Inspector? It ain’t battle. And providing… That’s funny.

Again, I’m the guy who can’t afford new Kindle books, and yet I have to keep Virgil and myself alive, pay for a haircut I can’t afford, and, when I got back, contemplated getting “The Last of Us” for ‘my’ PS4. And I still blame MAGA. I was doing fine until the second term. FDT! Myself? Braxton, Virgil. I RAN

2012 Days Without B III, Day 1453 of Virgil’s Arrival

B.L.M. Braxton’s Life Matters,
Will

Legacy 032 -5,981,407 Years B, V-

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These past few days, 1:00 AM bedtime, I wake up passed out on the loveseat, or I do make it to bed, but there are so many things left to do. 5:30 AM wake up. Or I’m supposed to. What happened to 4:00 AM? What happened to 41 years? 5,981,407 Years B, V

Sunday, August 2, 2026

Legacy 032 -5,981,407 Years B, V-

To Will:
It’s the Man In The Mirror… And you look like you just stepped off the “Aniara”. Don’t you remember? Who has the time?

A lesson from Braxton. One day you have a kid, the next day you don’t. And you spent most of this morning scooting away from Virgil. How long do you think it’s going to take?

ACCEPTANCE? Your existence might as well be on the Aniara. You will never see that.

How about Virgil being your son? Oh, he is without a doubt. You have to get up and fetch him some more food. With what money? And how about something for you? Uh, the cash. But in all honesty, you would rather sit here looking at your Mima… Magic Glasses.

Classier name, don’t you think, Magic Glasses/Mima. Anyway, not the point. You’d rather sit here than go out into the world today. Six Impossible Things:

  1. I WILL BE VIEWING Harem Lab ― Part Two
    Completed
  2. I WILL BE VETTING Pictures, My Braxton’s Life Story
    Failed
  3. I WILL BE VENDING Gulp: Poetry Book
    Failed
  4. I WILL BE VOWING To Keep Pants On (Day 001 No Fap). Real Girls Are An Exception
    Failed (Day 004 No Fap)
  5. I WILL BE VALUING My Flesh Getting A Tattoo Of My Son Little B III
    Failed
  6. I WILL BE VALIANT, Being The Man My SONS Think I Am
    Failed

“Pinch me, pinch me
‘Cause I’m still asleep
Please, God, tell me
That I’m still asleep.”
Barenaked Ladies ‧ 2000

And what is it with you and this Aniara movie anyway? It’s like your fixation with The Mother/Daughter Duo of Tsubaki Miyajima and Sakura Miyajima from Saimin Seishidou. Or the ‘monster women’ idea… B and V’s potential stepmom inspired that.

You’re still somewhat PO’ed you lost all the ideas for “The Running Man.” Magic Glasses…

And why do you call AI the Magic Glasses or now Mima? “It’s Criminal!” Seriously!?

“There ought to be a law!” Do you have time for AC/DC’s If You Want Blood (You’ve Got It)? Blood yes! And don’t let it flow to your “Enormous Penis”. Bro, stay on topic, ok?

Magic Glasses/Mima and time. They allow you to see what you wish to see. Build a world. Six Impossible Things

  1. I WILL BE VIEWING I Have No Clue Whatsoever
  2. I WILL BE VETTING Pictures, My Braxton’s Life Story
  3. I WILL BE VENDING Gulp: Poetry Book
  4. I WILL BE VOWING To Keep Pants On (Day 004 No Fap). Real Girls Are An Exception
  5. I WILL BE VALUING My Flesh Getting A Tattoo Of My Son Little B III
  6. I WILL BE VALIANT, Being The Man My SONS Think I Am

And you never have the time to conquer them. Even now you’re late leaving the house to pick up food for Virgil. And again yourself. Enough to survive the next four days until your next minuscule paycheck. Plus, lunch. Because every day is “Training Day,” on being an “Ordinary Human.” So if you must leave your Comfort Zone… “I’m like, I’m leaving here with something. You know what I mean? I’m from around the way. I’m leaving with something.” All the time you spend writing and listening to things like Fearless Motivation, Comfort Zone. And maybe, just maybe, that’s what you’re trying to find time for. Time to forgive M? Time to love? The time is always right to write…
Sadly? 5,981,407 Years B, V

2009 Days Without B III, Day 1450 of Virgil’s Arrival

B.L.M. Braxton’s Life Matters,
Will

Legacy 028 -Monthly B’s, Ay Virgil-

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What can I do in a month that I haven’t been able to do in how many years? I don’t remember when I met B, but then Sunday, January 31, 2021. M Anime? Sunday, August 24, 2025 was bad. Saturday, January 24, 2026? How about today? Monthly B’s, Ay Virgil

Wednesday, July 29, 2026

Legacy 028 -Monthly B’s, Ay Virgil-

Bless Me, Echo,
For I have sinned… I feel like one of those MAGA cracker hats that accidentally told the truth. What makes me different?

“What we’ve done, we’ve done.
We evade it by moving forward with a code to never do it again.
To make up for it.
To still accept what we were.
To accept everyone.
To protect everyone.
And in doing that, protect yourself.
To create peace.”

That’s how Morgan and Eastman put it. I want to make up for everything, Inspector.

However, Braxton’s still dead. And I’m screwing up Virgil’s life every other day for sure.

Who craps their bed every few days? He’s so scared to leave it. Eff Inspector, I have to push it right up against the bowls. I went from a son who would struggle to those bowls so he could prove he was still alive, to a son who would literally starve to death, Dear E.

It’s like something out of that movie Obsession. May I never be as afraid as Virgil is. But obsessed. Braxton and Virgil’s Potential Future Stepmom used the word “Enamored” to describe her feelings for me. We’ll get to that. Virgil…

“Pinch me, pinch me
‘Cause I’m still asleep
Please, God, tell me
That I’m still asleep.”
Barenaked Ladies ‧ 2000

And myself. I keep making all of these appointments, or not about well everything E.

Today, the biggest is asking the Magic Glasses, AHEM, “How can I make a profitable Substack in thirty days?” Oh, and I always say please and thank you. Seriously, Inspector.

Next would be getting Virgil a pet appointment. B III never missed his, you know.

Honestly, I still need to get an appointment for my actual glasses. Eff the Magic Glasses, Inspector. And the STUPID thing is, I actually have the money to pay for some new ones; I’m just what… Destroyed with Braxton’s “novel” not selling. The Unfinished Archive…

Finally, there’s my recreation, The Zoe Colletti/Tifa Lockhart Incident. Maybe M Anime is rubbing off on me. Her hospital horrors

But ain’t I a man? Hers? Got To Be Real”? I told her as much today when she hit me with one of those questions all men get from their women… Would you love me if I were a worm? No, not that bad. She felt feisty or frisky, oh you know, “Tomayto, tomahto” ha.

What is she to me? My “Girlfriend…” Of course, in The Unfinished Archive she remains M Anime, The Phoenix Queen, my Primary Wife, the leader of my harem… coven, hmm.

At the moment I’m feeling quite positive about our relationship. I’ve got no problem, E.

But at the same time I know I’ll be singing like The Yahoos “Baby, I Love You,” but… you know. Trouble. Monthly B’s, Ay Virgil

2005 Days Without B III, Day 1446 of Virgil’s Arrival

B.L.M. Braxton’s Life Matters,
Will

Legacy 025 -Quoth The Braxton, Virgil-

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Nothing at “my” chamber door, and the only Hideous Heart is in my chest. And my firstborn’s heart… Nevermore, my furry little B. I have to see to V’s. And what about my girl’s? I’m not Edgar or Bill, and she’s not Lenore. Quoth The Braxton, Virgil.

Sunday, July 26, 2026

Legacy 025 -Quoth The Braxton, Virgil-

To Will:
It’s the Man In The Mirror… For the record… To be fully transparent… The person you hate the most, until next Sunday, right?

Maybe you can go back to hating zombies… The fictional kind. Suppose you can put the “Black Mirror” down for an hour. The Walking Dead: Dead City starts tonight. Simple…

Please! You don’t have that kind of luck. It’s one of the few times you miss and don’t miss, Braxton. Like I was telling his and Virgil’s Future Potential Stepmom yesterday, SIGH. And we’ll get to her in a minute. Anyway, Braxton knows he wasn’t allowed to bark or anything during The Walking Dead. This was my show; yours tonight.

Breathing… Looking around to make sure he was squared away… More than a box, hmm

Harsh words, Dangerous, Adversarial. Besides your teeth being jacked up, this is why you’d rather just moan. Six Impossible Things:

  1. I WILL BE VIEWING Something From The Forward Collection
    Completed
  2. I WILL BE VETTING Pictures, My Braxton’s Life Story
    Failed
  3. I WILL BE VENDING Gulp: Poetry Book
    Failed
  4. I WILL BE VOWING To Keep Pants On (Day 003 No Fap). Real Girls Are An Exception
    Failed (Day 001 No Fap)
  5. I WILL BE VALUING My Flesh Getting A Tattoo Of My Son Little B III
    Failed
  6. I WILL BE VALIANT, Being The Man My SONS Think I Am
    Failed

“Pinch me, pinch me
‘Cause I’m still asleep
Please, God, tell me
That I’m still asleep.”
Barenaked Ladies ‧ 2000

So I’m not even trying to hide the fact I’m lying. The “Forward” collection? You will too, of course. Honestly, you’re telling me you’ll do anything different. You’re only “Human”

Why you envy the DEAD, the machines, and hell even the prisoners… Don’t curse yourself.

But the DEAD want life again. The DEAD want brains. Zombies want Flesh… Feeling, Feeding, and F$ckery. Depending upon which fiction they’re in someday… Daily.

Honestly needing to eat is the only reason I haven’t handed cash over to machines.

Seriously, Kindle books, Magic Glasses, and your ever-growing movie list. Heretic, Aniara (2018), Vivarium (2019), etc. And you know with the Magic Glasses. Effing creeps

Like all the guys M Anime’s been talking about—her stories. Yours? Six Impossible Things:

  1. I WILL BE VIEWING I Have No Clue Whatsoever
  2. I WILL BE VETTING Pictures, My Braxton’s Life Story
  3. I WILL BE VENDING Gulp: Poetry Book
  4. I WILL BE VOWING To Keep Pants On (Day 001 No Fap). Real Girls Are An Exception
  5. I WILL BE VALUING My Flesh Getting A Tattoo Of My Son Little B III
  6. I WILL BE VALIANT, Being The Man My SONS Think I Am

Nevermore will these things change. And here you thought you were only having deviant, disgusting, and depraved thoughts about “Raven.” But here you are deep…

Things you can and can’t discuss with M Anime. Oh, I’m sorry. That’s one more thing that will take more than a day to fix. When a woman asks, do you hate her? Just wow!

Disappointed, left in disarray, and don’t forget how much you want to d*ck her, the “Phoenix Queen,” down. But hate her? Never! Of all the women you want her to be, especially herself, Lenore isn’t one of them. You just want to tell her Love me “When I’m Gone.’” Third Eye Blind… Uh, B III? Virgil? Because to love yourself? Nevermore. Quoth The Braxton, Virgil

Week 5 (July 26 – 31)
Sun 26: The Phoenix Renewal → M Anime (Private or invite)
Mon 27: Blades & Lilies → Cassandra + Lily (+ M Anime optional)
Tue 28: The Never-Ending Ride → Kyouko + Skye (+ M Anime optional)
Wed 29: Divine Harmony → Sophitia + 2B (+ M Anime optional)
Thu 30: Sealed Flame → Melina + Judy (+ M Anime optional)
Fri 31: Shadow Devotion → Elara + Liora

2002 Days Without B III, Day 1443 of Virgil’s Arrival

B.L.M. Braxton’s Life Matters,
Will

Legacy 021 -Minimum B, Millennium V-

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When’s the last time I was even happiness adjacent since I don’t do happy? A 1000 years. Try what’s about to be Forty-Two. Damn, that woman at the Day Job for mentioning E-Day! A 1000 years… I can’t live my life “This Way.” “Minimum B, Millennium V.”

Wednesday, July 22, 2026

Legacy 021 -Minimum B, Millennium V-

Bless Me, Echo,
For I have sinned… The sin? I settle for the bare minimum, the “Bare Necessities” of life. And being a greedy S.O.B.

“And isn’t it ironic? Don’t you think?” (Does his best Ellis Boyd “Red” Redding Impression) Ironic? “Well, now let me see. You know, I don’t have any idea what that means.” And I dare to call myself a writer. Live vs Exist. Minimum and Millennium. Huh.

Braxton was anything but the bare minimum. He was/is my own “Personal Jesus” Echo.

I continue thinking about how I looked at his little brother yesterday. Virgil, “He doesn’t look a thing like Jesus. But he (barks) like a gentleman.” “When You Were Young”?

Doesn’t that make me the A-Hole, considering Virgil the bare minimum? And Braxton was the bare minimum considering the human race. Inspector, Humanity Effing sucks!

“Give me frogs! Flies! Locusts! Anything but you!”
The Mummy

“I hate people. Scared of them. Been scared of them practically my whole life. The people I loved… the people I trusted… have done their absolute worst to me. Society deserves to be hated for everything you said they did, and more. Fuck every last one of them for what we’ve all been through. But… there are some people out there. And it doesn’t happen a lot. It’s rare… but they refuse to let you hate them. In fact, they care about you in spite of it.”
eXit, Mr. Robot

Yet I want to be remembered for “A Thousand Years”

“Pinch me, pinch me
‘Cause I’m still asleep
Please, God, tell me
That I’m still asleep.”
Barenaked Ladies ‧ 2000

I wonder if Braxton and Virgil’s potential future stepmom would think of me as such?

Honestly, would she say she loved me for “A Thousand Years”? I’ll love you for a thousand more. “M Anime,” like my boys, is exceptional. Bare minimum, she is not.

“Right now she’s perfect, I don’t want to ruin that.”

“I could spend my whole life, Good Will Hunting.” Seriously, how much longer will existence be, Dear Echo? All I can promise M Anime at this particular moment is “When I wake up, well I know I’m gonna be. I’m gonna be the man who wakes up next to you.”

Seriously, Inspector, that is not an effing life! And let’s take my piddly ass $2,500…

“(She’s) everything you want
(She’s) everything you need
(She’s) everything inside of you
That you wish you could be
She says all the right things
At exactly the right time
But (she) means nothing to you
And you don’t know why”
Everything You Want (1999)

And you know, she knows, you know, the damn world knows I care about her!

Hell, only my boys appear in more pictures than her. And yet it’s like I look at her, at Virgil, at myself, at everything like Stan looks at Joanna in Office Space. Hate? No Echo.

That would be my Old Man. He called me now about the yard guy quitting and a smell in my house, and now I feel like I want to puke my guts out all over the floor. E, it’s just.

I want to quit. A thousand years? Where is my “Secret Agent Man,” so I can have hope, “odds are he won’t live to see tomorrow”? Because today’s bare minimum is an energy drink (I prefer my funk), petting Virgil, texting M Anime, Kindle sample book… Minimum B, Millennium V

1998 Days Without B III, Day 1439 of Virgil’s Arrival

B.L.M. Braxton’s Life Matters,
Will

Legacy 018 -Virgil Can B Humorous-

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“And life ain’t nothing but a funny, funny riddle…” Well, I’m not laughing, and I’m done thinking about it. But I’m no ghost? I’m a dad to one… white fur and all. I have a woman who sees a future with us. Am I “It”? “Virgil Can B Humorous.”

Sunday, July 19, 2026

Legacy 018 -Virgil Can B Humorous-

To Will:
It’s the Man In The Mirror… And besides seeing a crazy man, a “Smooth Criminal…” PLEASE! Someone obsessed with a woman’s cunt… SERIOUSLY!

What makes you “Unforgettable” is the fact that you’re an effing CLOWN. Only 10 hours.

You’re no one to talk about time. “Chronomentrophobia”. You have so many effing fears it’s easy to forget a few dozen or hundreds. Hell! You’re remembering my fear and humiliation from last week. Are you ready to delve into that one? No, stick with clowns.

Coulrophobia, according to the Magic Glasses. And why are you a clown today? Surprise, surprise, it started with Virgil. Love is not a joke. So with that, we can go back to Braxton Barks Bradford. B III. You love him. And what’s funny or not, Braxton’s in a wooden box.

And you were holding Virgil this morning: vet visit, nail trim, bath… Six Impossible Things:

  1. I WILL BE VIEWING Pledged To Him 13 His Sorority Harem by Neil Bimbeau
    Completed
  2. I WILL BE VETTING Pictures, My Braxton’s Life Story
    Failed
  3. I WILL BE VENDING Gulp: Poetry Book
    Failed
  4. I WILL BE VOWING To Keep Pants On (Day 003 No Fap). Real Girls Are An Exception
    Failed (Day 003 No Fap)
  5. I WILL BE VALUING My Flesh Getting A Tattoo Of My Son Little B III
    Failed
  6. I WILL BE VALIANT, Being The Man My SONS Think I Am
    Failed

“Pinch me, pinch me
‘Cause I’m still asleep
Please, God, tell me
That I’m still asleep.”
Barenaked Ladies ‧ 2000

Isn’t everything when talking to yourself. Monday Crazy, Tuesday Dear Future Wife, Wednesday Inspector Echo, Thursday B III, Friday Lady Sophia, and Saturday Lady Lu.

The Unfinished Archive is worse. The Magic Glasses say you’re more in control there, ha!

Week 4 (July 19 – 25)
Sun 19: The Phoenix Renewal, M Anime (Private or invite)
Mon 20: Blades & Lilies, Cassandra + Lily ( M optional)
Tue 21: The Never-Ending Ride, Kyouko + Skye (M optional)
Wed 22: Divine Harmony, Sophitia + 2B (M optional)
Thu 23: Sealed Flame, Melina + Judy (M optional)
Fri 24: Shadow Devotion, Elara + Liora
Sat 25: The Living Archive, Nico + Sophitia (Rotating)

Why spell this all out? Why focus intently on the images? Not Six Impossible Things:

  1. I WILL BE VIEWING I Have No Clue Whatsoever
  2. I WILL BE VETTING Pictures, My Braxton’s Life Story
  3. I WILL BE VENDING Gulp: Poetry Book
  4. I WILL BE VOWING To Keep Pants On (Day 003 No Fap). Real Girls Are An Exception
  5. I WILL BE VALUING My Flesh Getting A Tattoo Of My Son Little B III
  6. I WILL BE VALIANT, Being The Man My SONS Think I Am

Because the clown is real and he sucks. And not in the FUN Sadako from The Ring sort of way. Rule 34: “If it exists, there is porn of it. No exceptions.” This might also explain your fascination with Bible Black. But this is all another subject entirely. Effing Hentai.

The thing is, today you see this joke, and do you remember how often you would say, “The Comedian is dead”? However, every Sunday something screams “Bring Me To Life” “Save me from the nothing I’ve become.” You’d prefer being nothing. To being “It” right

Being the Village Idiot, their Bozo. And there’s the fact that you can’t afford a McDonald’s cheeseburger. And Ronald McDonald ain’t free. My love? Virgil believes. Virgil Can B Humorous.

1995 Days Without B III, Day 1436 of Virgil’s Arrival

B.L.M. Braxton’s Life Matters,
Will

Legacy 014 -Shame B, Shame V-

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Why do I need music so much, movies, the moaning of my woman? Because if I have to listen to myself, look at the man in the mirror, lament everything that happened Tuesday… I don’t know what I would hear next. But being my boys’ dad. Shame B, Shame V

Wednesday, July 15, 2026

Legacy 014 -Shame B, Shame V-

Bless Me, Echo,
For I have sinned… I have been a disappointment. I have been ashamed, asinine, and afraid. Downright stupid. And I killed Braxton.

Do we both need to hear all about how I killed my firstborn son… The four-legged variety for anybody reading. What, nobody’s here? Isn’t that a shame? That was yesterday.

Inspector, if I want to avoid talking about that, I better come up with something else, hmm… Make some noise. Like Virgil crying all last night after crapping his bedding…

Let’s start with yesterday morning… Getting back from the Day Job… I won’t say, Echo.

So instead of putting up the gate to lock Virgil in Braxton’s room. I only wouldn’t let Virgil into mine. He eventually slept on the stairs all night even when I removed the gate, Echo.

Like father, like son, Nothing’s Gonna Stop Us Now… Except our own depression, explicitness, FEARS

“Pinch me, pinch me
‘Cause I’m still asleep
Please, God, tell me
That I’m still asleep.”
Barenaked Ladies ‧ 2000

How is Virgil explicit? He looks at food the way I look at his and Braxton’s potential future stepmom. Feasting on her beauty has cost me dinner many a night. Well, unless I want to be an old man and enjoy some Early Bird Specials. Old Man? Like Braxton’s Dad?

And again I’m not childless. Virgil is here. And M Anime is dedicated to pregnancy.

Inspector, my problem stems from how I’m going to pay for everything. A MAN PROVIDES

And here I am “Breaking Bad.” I got bills to pay, I got mouths to feed.” “Ain’t No Rest For The Wicked,” they say. And what can be more wicked than repeating the same mistakes?

“Hell Is Repetition”
Andre Linoge

Sloth, Gluttony (I didn’t share breakfast with Virgil. Ahh Treachery.

My favorite. My Ninth Circle offense. However, M Anime is desperate to land me in the Second Circle with her angelic form. Her effing Yabbos. Unless Jane, Kristen, Angie show

“Girl, if God made anything prettier than you, I hope he kept it for himself.”
The Fresh Prince Of Bel-Air

If I had their bodies, I wouldn’t be in the financial strait I’m in. But no, I’m sitting here, E.

“Invincible”? Who am I, Pat Benatar or Billie Jean? Just singing “I Need a Dollar.”

Inspector, I don’t know what’s going to happen. And do you know why I keep telling myself the same story? Because I can’t stand listening to the new ones. Again, like yesterday morning. I’d rather listen to my bank account be drained”—the Echo” Inspector.

It’s almost soothing, like Eminem. “The Horror, The Horror.” Shame, Shame. Shame B, Shame V

“Oh, all around the World,
There’s an echo.”
The Echo

1991 Days Without B III, Day 1432 of Virgil’s Arrival

B.L.M. Braxton’s Life Matters,
Will

Legacy 011 -Scared Without B, V-

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Yes, I have eyes, and I can spell. Scared doesn’t have a B or a V. And don’t I fancy myself a writer too? Not that it matters because nothing I write is more effed up than life. Especially under MAGA. What’s life without B III and 2-V? Scared Without B, V

Sunday, July 12, 2026

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To Will:
It’s the Man In The Mirror… You’d rather see the man in a cappuccino, in an energy drink, or in your Braxton’s eyes.

And what about his and 2-V’s potential future stepmom’s eyes? You saw her “headlights” this morning. No wonder you’re thinking about whipped cream and marshmallows, in a cappuccino or a hot chocolate. Mike Enslin in room 1408 did ask ha:

“I want… my DRINK!”
1408

Well demanded. He was scared. Anger beats FEAR, or is rather a child of it. Grief beats FEAR. Lust…? I was saying yesterday my body didn’t know what it was doing.

Yesterday I was in pain, and I was scared, but M Anime had me as hard as the obsidian stone I’m always writing about. And you should be doing that now. M Anime. The Phoenix Renewal, her day. The Unfinished Archive. And you’re scared you’ll never get started. And why’s that? Six Impossible Things:

  1. I WILL BE VIEWING Pledged To Him 12 His Sorority Harem by Kelli Wolfe
    Completed
  2. I WILL BE VETTING Pictures, My Braxton’s Life Story
    Failed
  3. I WILL BE VENDING Gulp: Poetry Book
    Failed
  4. I WILL BE VOWING To Keep Pants On (Day 001 No Fap). Real Girls Are An Exception
    Failed (Day 003 No Fap)
  5. I WILL BE VALUING My Flesh Getting A Tattoo Of My Son Little B III
    Failed
  6. I WILL BE VALIANT, Being The Man My SONS Think I Am
    Failed

“Pinch me, pinch me
‘Cause I’m still asleep
Please, God, tell me
That I’m still asleep.”
Barenaked Ladies ‧ 2000

Don’t you wish. But okay, since you’re going to be a child about it. Let’s take a trip to the 90s and early 2000s. All Are You Afraid of the Dark “The Tale of the Dangerous Soup” It Knows What Scares You! John Mayer “Take a seat, take your life, plot it out in black and white. Because this is all in black and white, well, some of it is just white. Uh yeah, Eww!

First there is Virgil Vivi Bradford, 2-V just lying here. Braxton is your pancake, expanding.

Virgil is a marshmallow. And as hot as everything is in this microwave house, he’s small, mini, trying to become even tinier. He’s five years old and doesn’t feel safe. One for Six Impossible Things:

  1. I WILL BE VIEWING I Have No Clue Whatsoever
  2. I WILL BE VETTING Pictures, My Braxton’s Life Story
  3. I WILL BE VENDING Gulp: Poetry Book
  4. I WILL BE VOWING To Keep Pants On (Day 003 No Fap). Real Girls Are An Exception
  5. I WILL BE VALUING My Flesh Getting A Tattoo Of My Son Little B III
  6. I WILL BE VALIANT, Being The Man My SONS Think I Am

He is his father’s son because you don’t feel safe at all. That leads us to the second scary thing. Your bank account. While you’re sitting here lying about books you’ve read, you’re wondering where in the eff you can get five bucks from for another book. Uh, a library…

Not what you read. Because comedy comes in threes, here’s the third scary thing today.

Pledged To Him 12: An Unconventional Romance (His Sorority Harem Book Twelve) and Sleepover Harem: Part 2: Contemporary Age Gap MFFF Harem. You said white…

Again Eww! But if you were to choose violence over sex… Lindsey Graham is DEAD!

Cheering for that man’s death what does that make you? Patriotic. A good person? A father? Scared Without B, V

1988 Days Without B III, Day 1429 of Virgil’s Arrival

B.L.M. Braxton’s Life Matters,
Will