Gospel 116 ~Smells Like Will’s Spirit~

Sunday, October 25, 2020

Gospel 116 ~Smells Like Will’s Spirit~

To Will:
I AM a Billionaire right now, but you’re no closer to buying some damn business. So today ain’t the day to talk about women you hate. At this rate, you’ll sound like Ian from A.J. Markam’s novel. We’ll get to that and many other reasons you’re down today. Presently how about some Disney Tangled or MLK? I’ve Got A Dream, I Have A Dream. Well, you did, anyway. There was burning rubber, a race between Morgan Jones, Victor Strand, and others at the old house. “Burn Rubber, But Not Your Soul” those words…

Hell, I smelled like death, which is why the first thing you did this morning was taking a shower. I want to say that I’ve been working on GULP. You know I did most of yesterday, and you’re rushing because you want some lunch and to read more A.J. Markam. Strangely enough, that only adds to the stench of disappointment. Now you are enjoying the book, but what Ian did to Alaria, as she would say, Oh My Goddess. Do you ever get the idea that everything is connected? Of course, you do, but there is so much out there. So to the last bit of shame, which you will see soon enough. I wrote something yesterday about how I feared my own words when it comes to writing for NaNoWriMo. Only it was her words yesterday. Six Impossible Things:

1. I AM Keeping It In My Pants (Day 001 No Fap) Real Girls Are An Exception
   Failed (Day 001 No Fap)
2. I AM Always The “Father” My Dæmon Deserves
   Failed
3. I AM Sending Gulp Off To Be Published
   Failed
4. I AM Preparing My Plot For NaNoWriMo
   Completed
5. I AM Writing A New Guild Intro
   Failed
6. I AM Finishing Succubus Lord 3, Eric Vall
   Completed

The stench of failure still permeates everything. Two wins are nothing, and how are you counting #4. Sure, I did pick out twenty idioms, I suppose, for fruit. The plot will be the deaths of Cherry’s clients. Still, there is no title, and that’s because of fear, I’ll admit to. Again you’ll say you don’t want to offend or scare anyone. When this conversation first began, how many times did you change the first two sentences? Now you’re researching for random Cherry text. Are you being tortured like Morpheus in The Matrix? I mean, hm? There’s that fire again. Maybe you’re more like Agent Smith because somewhere is the key to your next book. Ideas are bulletproof or, in this case, fireproof, which is one more reason you should get to typing. Only here this, not these Six Impossible Things:

1. I AM Keeping It In My Pants (Day 001 No Fap) Real Girls Are An Exception
2. I AM Always The “Father” My Dæmon Deserves
3. I AM Sending Gulp Off To Be Published
4. I AM Writing My First NaNoWriMo Sentence
5. I AM Writing A New Guild Intro
6. I AM Finishing Succubus 3 – (The Good The Bad And The Crazy Stupid Hot) by A.J. Markam

Title Fodder

1. Cherry,
2. A Bowl Of Cherries,
3. A Bite At The Cherry
4. The Cherry On Top (Cherry On The Cake)
5. Cherry-Pick
6. Cherry Picker
7. Cherry Pie
8. Cherry Red

Well, I wasted another week, and hopefully, you won’t follow in my footsteps. When you’re me, NaNoWriMo will begin. Also VOTE!!! Smells Like Will’s Spirit

I Will Have No Fear