Not one more word; every time THIS happens, I think what it must be like to be asexual or to live in some monastery away from women. I’ve been blocked for Anxiety, Butterfree, and those aren’t even the bad ones. Willie’s Unavailable, Unknown, Deleted
Sunday, June 14, 2020
Log 349 ~Willie’s Unavailable, Unknown, Deleted~
To Will: Cue “Exit Music (For A Film)” by Radiohead
I AM a Billionaire right now, but like most wealthy people, you’re crying. It’s unfair, not right, what did you do to deserve this. As the Christians would say, like a thief in the night, always. I’m surprised I got to sleep and now, here at 4:30 AM, it’s still all true.
- The D
- Sweetness
- The Harmonic War
- All That Jazz
- Basic Bitch
- Rainbow Girl
- Okay
- Cherry
- MILF Dos
You’re not a Christian, but MY GOD, why did this happen again? Not what you were expecting today, is it? Last night everything was right with the world… okay, so I had my hand down my pants. Nothing kills a stiffy faster than three little words, unavailable on Messenger. Then it was her name on Facebook and, of course, GONE. I checked out Instagram; no posts. So before I went drifting off, I was outright begging her, and that will disappear in a few days. What a way to start the week, hmm? The Law Of Attraction, expecting good, and where do you stand or rather sit? Your dæmon won’t take his meds, so he’s on punishment. I got so scared last night without him I had my car alarm, knife, and an extra mag on my nightstand. So shouldn’t you be crying about Six Impossible Things:
- I AM Keeping It In My Pants (Day 018 No Fap) Real Girls Are An Exception
Completed (Day 025 No Fap) - I AM Always The “Father” My Dæmon Deserves
Failed - I AM Reviewing Five “GULP” Poems Daily
Completed - I AM Reviewing Raphael By Tillie Cole
Failed - I AM Learning About The Day Job Now
Completed - I AM Finishing Too Late by Colleen Hoover
Failed
Three victories and three defeats, and I’m not going to tell you to do better. The fact you’re not vomiting is a miracle. Hell, I was thinking last night as I played, Call me a LEGEND, I had too many “Beauties.” You have far too many beautiful women you’ve pissed off. Now with all the problems in the world today and here you are a black man. Are you out there marching? Nope. Have you donated to a cause? Yeah, but you weren’t thinking with your heart but about some boobs. How about signing a petition; at this rate, you want to take an oath of silence. Could we even begin to go over all your crimes? Tomorrow’s rule or even today’s is a good one. You Can’t Hide The Truth Forever, Rule 141. To be fair though A Definition Of Hell, Repetition Rule 143, or Rule 144 also applies. Unlike these Six Impossible Things:
- I AM Keeping It In My Pants (Day 025 No Fap) Real Girls Are An Exception
- I AM Always The “Father” My Dæmon Deserves
- I AM Sending Gulp Off To Be Published
- I AM Reviewing Raphael By Tillie Cole
- I AM NOT Going To Spend All Week Crying Over MILF Dos
- I AM Finishing Too Late by Colleen Hoover
I can offer no comfort, their AHEM, “Women, Willie!” It’s true, Willie’s Unavailable, Unknown, Deleted.
I Will Have No Fear