I heard a song once say, we’ll put a boot in your ”butt” it’s the American way. Yeah, one of the few songs I blocked on Spotify though I have a Playlist called Someone SHOE Me. Will Gets The Boot, I’m always running trying to avoid it.
Sunday, June 7, 2020
Log 342 ~Will Gets The Boot…~
To Will:
I AM a Billionaire right now, but if you need a timeframe, what about two weeks from now? One more reason I gave up comedy, my parents tried to tell me I’m not funny. So Good, Bad, And Ugly, it is then, or in reverse. Yeah, how do I even walk sometimes? SIGH.
Okay, let’s try this again, AHEM; things have gotten UGLY in my universe. At The Day Job, I told the GM that I’m not doing Home & Kids and Shoes anymore. You’ll have a job next week, no worries, “Brah,” but the week after? Hell, it always seems like my feet are still where they don’t need to be. Either running out the door like a coward. I stuck my foot in my mouth, telling the GM anything at all. Finally, I’m being lazy, as I’m still sitting here in bed instead of doing, well, anything. Will I get five thousand words done today and when it’s your turn. Yeah, that’s right, back to time traveling or trying to because again last week wiped me out. You’ll use the same excuse won’t you, the Day Job yet Six Impossible Things:
- I AM Keeping It In My Pants (Day 010 No Fap) Real Girls Are An Exception
Completed (Day 018 No Fap) - I AM Always The “Father” My Dæmon Deserves
Failed - I AM Reviewing Five “GULP” Poems Daily
Completed - I AM Reviewing Raphael By Tillie Cole
Failed - I AM Not Losing The Day Job Now
Completed - I AM Finishing Too Late by Colleen Hoover
Failed
Bad enough that you’re holding on to three, maybe even two. As I said, I didn’t lose the Day Job, but who knows. Even now, I know you feel like backtracking, that you’re terrified. You’re still sitting here, and come next week, you’ll be on your knees and why. One word, “Institutionalized.” Now don’t go feeling like one of those STUPID entitled white people wanting a haircut. You could use one by the way, and I tried, but I would have to CALL Supercuts, so no. Anyway trapped by work, chasing money, Six Impossible Things:
- I AM Keeping It In My Pants (Day 018 No Fap) Real Girls Are An Exception
- I AM Always The “Father” My Dæmon Deserves
- I AM Reviewing Five “GULP” Poems Daily
- I AM Reviewing Raphael By Tillie Cole
- I AM Learning About The Day Job Now
- I AM Finishing Too Late by Colleen Hoover
So now we’re at the GOOD. Please forgive the language, but your dick is pointed in the right direction. Hard as ever and not one day has gone by where I’ve avoided porn. If I had to name a few top contenders, those whose names I could find, Stalker Much?
- Chloe Toy
- Cayla Lyons
- Dillion Harper
- Riley Reid
- Shayla Jennings
- Tifa Lockhart (Purple Dress) Final Fantasy Remake
- Kagney Linn Karter
- Bridget Marquardt
“Hello Nurse,” as the Animaniacs would often say. Can’t forget about MILF Dos, of course, why ruin a friendship? Speaking of which still not talking to Cherry. What about that blonde at the Day Job?
So exhausted as you will be, Will Gets The Boot.
I Will Have No Fear