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Lesson 166 ~How Stars Are Born~

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In a galaxy far, far away, or just a mind as dirty, as depraved, and as perverted as my own, or maybe I just really need to pop and if won’t be sex, give me some laser fire and lightsabers any day. How Stars Are Born, if I had one wish

Thursday, December 14, 2017

Lesson 166 ~How Stars Are Born~

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Come In Dirty Diana,
No Fear, hopefully not tonight, though to be honest I do intend to be a Star Wars father someday, but first I got to find the right girl, and if I lived in a galaxy far, far away that would take even more time than now. Speaking of which do you think George Lucas and whoever is writing/directing Star Wars currently might have a thing for brunettes or girls with dark hair, that would explain my fetish to a degree somewhat.

There is no way I can tell you I never had a thing for Princess Leia and her slave bikini and as you can see, well I always wanted to fuck Natalie Portman, strangely I’ve seen her sexier, but this works well. My first fantasy this evening, of course, would be to see Princess Leia taken by Jabba the Hutt and any number of his creatures, monsters, and tentacles are still write up there. Can’t say I’ve thought much of incest porn but Leia and Luke or better Leia double teamed with the team of Luke and Han, probably a gangbang of other heroes in the rebellion or Emperor Palpatine.

If you want to know my ultimate fantasy I have three more names for you, Padmé Amidala, Rey, Jyn Erso along with Princess Leia. It sounds like I want to open my space brothel and hell one man did Dennis Hof and the Alien Cathouse, that is indeed a place I have to visit one day. I’m not limited to the beauties of Star Wars but that’s one of the reasons I’m coming to you a day early or not, I have to get my rocks off somewhere you know.

Whatever would I do if I could have my way with the beauties above, yet another reason to be a Sith, a man of the Empire, the First Order, talk about the sort of power you would have in chains at your disposal. There are far too many scenarios in my head from mother-daughter to Jyn in prison, making love to Rey in the desert sands, sounds hot in more ways than one, hell awaits.

The hentai “Helter Skelter” set in the Star Wars universe, I don’t know how I’m going to get any sleep tonight just picturing that this is How Stars Are Born?

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Lesson 159 ~Have The White Stuff~

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Talk about the wrong stuff if you’re reading this, but I don’t judge… much and I hope you can afford me the same courtesy when it comes to particular sexual proclivities, brush up on your Japanese before reading. Have The White Stuff.

Thursday, December 7, 2017

Lesson 159 ~Have The White Stuff~

WARNING, 18+, READER DISCRETION ADVISED

Come In Dirty Diana,
No Fear, life is pretty much vanilla, I like vanilla… as part of an ice cream flavor, the humdrum of life, and yes especially my women, though I did have a thing for Asian girls, another day and time I think.

The language though “Bukkake” don’t ask me why this has been on my mind this past week, considering I wouldn’t share my woman but the whole aspect of cumming on her face… If anything how I’ve been thinking of telling a girl, of course, if I kept one around, that she wouldn’t leave until she’s thoroughly bathed from head to toe, all sticky with myself, hell I don’t know how she would ever get clean? Maybe it’s something primal about marking your what’s yours and no I’m not into “watersports” but covering a woman in white, is something to see.

Speaking of being covered in white didn’t I say how I like my women and no I’m not a racist, my hate is universal, more or less, but it’s something about a white girl and no I haven’t been influenced by the media. Zoë Kravitz, Alicia Keys, Tessa Thompson, Amandla Stenberg (before she hacked off her hair), I’m seeing but sue me for having an affinity for lighter skin women. I’ve never seen the movie Jungle Fever, though I did spend more than an hour looking up the song from GTA San Andreas; any way you know my type, brunettes with nice boobs, Katniss Everdeen, Tiffany, identified as Jennifer Lawrence.

I like whip cream topping and the whip cream bikini, now that is what I call dessert, and is less messy than other toppings not that I don’t enjoy them as well. Now, this other particular fantasy was inspired by women; since my notes have been considered creepy, the idea of actually saying something “skeevy” and a woman finding it and then ravishing her just like I’ve written, isn’t that something. You can also think about outfits, again I’ve thought about ravishing a bride or a virgin all done up in white, what about a school girl in her blouse, a professional woman, the list goes on for some time.

Dirty Diana it just goes with me being a man, a gentleman, a lover, a monster, you recognize what they all have in common, despite who they choose in spraying, filling we all just know we, Have The White Stuff.

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Lesson 152 ~Behind In My Lusting~

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Baby got back and did you wonder how or why I know this, probably because it’s all I get to see while they’re running away but I have always been a sucker for a pretty face… okay and nice boobs. Behind In My Lusting, its just been a Hard month

Thursday, November 30, 2017

Lesson 152 ~Behind In My Lusting~

WARNING, 18+, READER DISCRETION ADVISED

Come In Dirty Diana
No Fear, just because you can see fear, doesn’t mean it can see you, and maybe that’s why so many guys like big butts, as for me, well, I ain’t leaving it that’s for damn sure. Ask me my personal preferences, and I’m more a breast man, which might explain why I’m such a big baby, what do you think hmm?

“Some brothers wanna play that “hard” role
And tell you that the butt ain’t gold
So they toss it and leave it
And I pull up quick to retrieve it.”
Baby Got Back Sir Mix-A-Lot

I can honestly say that I’ve never done anal with any woman before, is that weird considering all the kink that I’m into these days? I’ve told you about tentacles, gangbangs, and the fact that I don’t share… but it is a fantasy of mine, to have a woman taken in every hole, not a Devil’s Three-Way, I’m not there yet. I wonder how much one of those “fucking machines” cost, yes I honestly looked up those words today and can I just say for the record, what’s with me?

You could think I have been a bit turned off a butt stuff as of late, haven’t picked up that boo Shiver in weeks, yeah reading about two men is not my cup of tea, but I have truly been writing. I think I told all of my “imaginary friends” that I finished NaNoWriMo just yesterday so now I don’t have any excuses not to be reading, speaking of which Shiver sounds better than my worthless drivel. Speaking of which, I don’t think I even put any let’s say “anal stimulation” in my book, what am I getting all shy now or maybe I’m just sort of surprised if anything.

I don’t have anything against ass at all, I like spanking, and I can even enjoy getting spanked, a girl gripping my ass as she sucks me off, and one of the few places where different temperatures may turn me on. As far as going up that direction when it comes to my ass, there are reasons I am staying out of prison, and that’s probably in the top three.

So then you ask why do I expect some girl to let me do it to her, here’s a bigger question as I am one for the primal instinct, who first thought that this was a good idea? The pursuit of pleasure cannot be denied or perhaps it is evolution, as I discussed with a friend, due to overpopulation how best to continue the human condition and yet not produce offspring to perpetuate the problem. I’m behind in so much Dirty Diana, but maybe that’s not a bad place to be in this angle of love Behind In My Lusting.

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Lesson 145 ~The Bang Stops Here~

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Don’t they know, it’s the end of the world… so what should they rather be doing in reality, how many people will die tonight looking for a gift; maybe this is why I have a dog but I want/need a wife too and the thing is… The Bang Stops Here

Thursday, November 23, 2017

Lesson 145 ~The Bang Stops Here~

WARNING, 18+, READER DISCRETION ADVISED

Come In Dirty Diana,
No Fear, it’s only the end of the world as I assume it is every day and for the majority of them, I can’t say I would be proud at the end… then again should I be proud of the things I tell you? Anyway, sitting here on the eve of Black Friday, I just wish I could take my mind off of it, hell if an asteroid was making its way here, I would want to roll off, or maybe just look up at it and smile as everything ends.

Achilles: “Go home, prince. Drink some wine, make love to your wife. Tomorrow, we’ll have our war.” ― Troy (2004)

Can you think of anything else you would rather be doing, if the world couldn’t be saved, standing on the edge of oblivion and annihilation, okay so maybe I’ve had an idea of standing on the front lines and fighting the good fight? At the end of the day though, literally I would just want to be with someone, preferably intimate but with as many times as I have contemplated suicide, and port in a storm as they say. Better a bang than a whimper because I’m all sorts of scared, how best for a man to die like a man, why not an act of love rather than one of hate or futility, a hope for life, not death?

Now have I dreamed up any scenarios about this, more often than not I plan on being the one to survive, offering young ladies shelter from “The Purge”, “The Walking Dead”, whatever ending life seems to have in store for us. If I were a family man I’d like one more night with my wife and then go out protecting them in a blaze of glory, hell even make it like “Twilight: Breaking Dawn” Edward and Bella… are you going to judge me on that one Diana? If I didn’t have anyone special and the world was over the rules would be no more rules and you know I have “Ravishment” fantasies but if it was someone special… which one excites me more you think?

To be the last one so close to someone, I would even go out in the ways of “Pompeii”, except Milo and Cassia only kissed, personally I wanted to say didn’t fuck but for once I’m not in the mood, Black Friday and all but if Chloë Grace Moretz happened to stop by this night well, The Bang Stops Here.

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Lesson 138 ~We Bought A Harem~

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Somebody once said, go into a business where you’ll always be needed and somebody else said, all you need is love so that sounds like a plan. We Bought A Harem and I want to “um yeah her, her and a few more hers” like animals, biology sigh?

Thursday, November 16, 2017

Lesson 138 ~We Bought A Harem~

WARNING, 18+, READER DISCRETION ADVISED

Come In Dirty Diana,
No Fear, besides you have the numbers and I think I’m understanding that song “Closer” by Nine Inch Nails a little bit better… as if I didn’t already. Now haven’t I said before that I don’t share but having two girls at the same time is on my Fucket List, along with visiting a red light district, brothel, harem, whatever people are calling them these days… The Moonlite Bunny Ranch possibly.

If I was going to live the dream though, another part of “Second Circle Creations” is that I would want to own one eventually. Don’t ask me how it blossomed from two what fourteen different women, yeah I haven’t published my book yet have I? Haven’t I also mentioned I can be a selfish, greedy, dick or maybe we can just call it delusions of grandeur but you can always go with biology as well.

Don’t get me wrong I believe in love strangely enough and in monogamy but these are concepts that came about because someone has an agenda. There is a reason mankind became the dominant species and even now, people talk about the preservation of life, and people that I would say are ill-advised to have any children are actually awarded and celebrated *cough* Teen Mom *cough*. Excuse my somewhat political idealism this is supposed to be around fantasies is it not?

So how did I get into the whole harem genre, I’ve watched “Tenchi Muyo!” which is pretty innocent compared to something such as “Shusaku”, “Sex Taxi”, or “Discipline” and the fact that I could go on for quite a while should be a bit scary. I’ve even been known to comment on the notion of “fuck-marry-kill” which could actually be geared more toward monogamy but the thought of choosing between three girls, for example, Jennifer Lawrence, Shailene Woodley, and Chloë Grace Moretz, but what if I could keep all three and even more for sure.

Is that not the nature of man to want more and again I’ve even cursed my body because would want to please and be pleasured in every way imaginable. Even by today’s standards a man wishes to gain not so he can provide for one woman but so he can wrack up “notches” before finding that one and upon doing so, well look at the news today of so many.

It’s damn near a career for some and a hobby for others and as for me when it comes to my books, and crushes, well um, We Bought A Harem.

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Lesson 131 ~Butt Words Will Never~

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Sticks and stones may break my bones but chains and whips excite me, as the song goes, and speaking of music what about other dirty words, anatomy class was one thing but visceral experience teaches you more. Butt Words Will Never… fill in the blank.

Thursday, November 9, 2017

Lesson 131 ~Butt Words Will Never~

WARNING, 18+, READER DISCRETION ADVISED

Come In Dirty Diana,

No Fear, though the smallest words usually bring that about for me… being someone who utterly despises bullies and name calling, I wonder why I have taken to it in the bedroom. For example, the whole “daddy” concept was sort of creepy for a while until a girl actually called me daddy, and there is one that greets me every morning as Papi… over text, I’m not that lucky honestly.

Is porn to blame, if anything I watched plenty of “ExCoGi” some time ago and my favorite part is when the guy would ask if they like getting their hair pulled and if they were a little whore and then he would make them say it. Even before that though I’d use the word bitch, normally just saying, oh such and such bitches or is bitching but that was in general terms, I’d say that about anybody really. I still find the word “cunt” somewhat crass, though I’m an American, in other countries that word is pretty normal and I do use it in writing from time to time, weird?

Are you okay?

No.

Bitches, man. ― Warm Bodies (2013)

Most of the women I know hate terms like slut, whore, cum dumpster, and the list goes on but just being honest it turns me on to say such things. Lately, though my fantasy has been that movie “I Love You, Daddy” starring Chloë Grace Moretz; yes I am going to Hell but she’s twenty now. The thought of “taking” a woman and hearing her cry out those words over and over again, insert Homer Simpson *drooling* get my drift.

You can also go into everything girls have called me over time, pervert, stalker, freak, monster, again I can go on for quite some time, but I’ve never been close enough to be a stalker, debatable some might say, most have never seen my freaky side, monster (is it because of my face), pervert, no comment. So why wouldn’t I be somewhat mean, that’s not bitterness, it’s just who I am; what has saying to a girl she’s, beautiful, pretty, queen, goddess, princess, or just her name ever gotten me?

Now, of course, I’m not saying all the time in the bedroom and I can’t promise I won’t hurt them, in a good way S&M but hurting feelings is another thing. I can be plenty sensitive myself of course only I know the truth in reality about the things I say, Butt Words Will Never…

“When she’s abandoned her moral center and teachings…when she’s cast aside her facade of propriety and lady-like demeanor…when I have so corrupted this fragile thing and brought out a writhing, mewling, bucking, wanton whore for my enjoyment and pleasure…..enticing from within this feral lioness…growling and scratching and biting…taking everything I dish out to her…..at that moment she is never more beautiful to me. ”
― Marquis de Sade (Sadism Quotes)

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Lesson 124 ~The Way To Wonderland~

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I don’t know why I’m so lost, I mean how low can you go so I have a direction, but I’m a Rabbit just hoping some Alice, Dolly, Ellis follows me down and how about those others? The Way To Wonderland but I’m so afraid she will turn back I suppose

Thursday, November 2, 2017

Lesson 124 ~The Way To Wonderland~

WARNING, 18+, READER DISCRETION ADVISED

Come In Dirty Diana,
No Fear but a question, have you ever been watching something, reading some obvious and the more you try to ignore it the more it keeps popping up and then, yeah this is exactly what I need in my life. Alice In FREAKING Wonderland, the emphasis freaking, yeah so obvious right.

Now I wouldn’t consider myself the typical guy but I do watch porn, schoolgirls, secretaries, so on and so forth and now Halloween has come and gone but I haven’t if you know what I mean. I can’t say I ever thought much of Alice in Wonderland, to be honest, I had a thing for Caterina Scorsone once upon a time and I didn’t think Alice In Wonderland (2010) was too bad. So a few days ago I finish reading “Sick Fux” Natural Born Killers meets Alice In Wonderland, meets Sucker Pucker, *sigh* Emily Browning.

Speaking of people or books that I’m no longer gushing over today I just can’t help but wonder what makes Alice In Wonderland so hot I mean there is more to my fantasy than that. I’ve never been one of those guys that ask “who’s your daddy” I was sort of creeped out by “Paranoia Agent” but when Chloë Grace Moretz says “I love you daddy” let’s just say I have a new phrase for my pornographic passions. Last but not least has been the two girls at the same time in an alley, on Halloween in costume, and didn’t I say I don’t share my women, hence last week.

Usually, I choose brunettes over blondes too but hair color is one thing and this one fantasy has been burning in my mind since I read “Sick Fux”. I guess there is a reason you don’t see many if any male erotic writers but have I given up on becoming one, what have I written?

I’m still holding back to you because people can take things the wrong way, spoken or written by a man at least, don’t I know this. So long story short, two girls in an alley, in costume, screaming “I Love You Daddy” of course there is more to it than that but why risk it?

Isn’t this the exact opposite of no fear because I feel plenty and here I call myself but I’m just a Rabbit that hasn’t found his Dolly yet so I ask The Way To Wonderland.

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Lesson 117 ~Think I’m Turning Japanese~

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I wonder what culture is more repressed nowadays, or maybe I’m just a freak, well actually that’s pretty much certain but I am an American male, and I haven’t done half the stuff some have done, politicians, movie people, “Think I’m Turning Japanese”

Thursday, October 26, 2017

Lesson 117 ~Think I’m Turning Japanese~

WARNING, 18+, READER DISCRETION ADVISED

Come In Dirty Diana,
No Fear, though sometimes I can be sort of a dick granted, then the question becomes can I be even more of a dick and depending upon my “lustful” inclinations, I could say yeah. Aren’t I being plenty racist too, well as far as Asian culture goes, Hentai is one of the great foundations of porn, the first masturbatory fantasy I can remember was to an Asian girl on the show “Ghostwriter” when I hit puberty, I have a thing for schoolgirl porn, and recently AMWF and don’t get me started with that logic.

I also have a thing for gangbangs but therein lies one of my many contradictions… I don’t like to share, voyeurism is cool, exhibitionism well, if I don’t have a sex tape already, it’s on my bucket list but sharing a woman, I’m a traditionalist I suppose. I get turned off by the idea of a Devil’s Three-Way but again being traditional, two girls and a guy is another thing for the bucket list or “Fucket List”. Now that’s where my conundrum comes in, being next to Halloween and all my recent fantasy has been about two girls in costume, I won’t say which because well, we know Rule 34.

Speaking of costumes though I’m also a big fan of cosplay though did that come from Japan or just a few nerds, either way, Momokun, Reagan Kathryn, Court Carmody a few of my favorites. Anyway, how can you have fun with two girls when you’re a dick and you think you can be more of one of one and the answer hit me. It took the form of Starfire, her evil sister Blackfire and Glgrdsklechhh, from Teen Titans. Hell whoever may that bit of Hentai featuring them got lucky, a month or so ago I was talking to this woman from the “Moonlite Bunny Ranch” and I told her, with as many fantasies as I have, I mean wardrobe changes, Katniss, Tris, Bella, Lena, Cassie and so on she might need to bring a friend.

So my point is, the answer is “Tentacles” and seeing how many people get fucked over by this that and the other, it just seems to make sense. It works quite well in the film “Mold” and yeah that is a bit of freaky deaky as much so that I just Think I’m Turning Japanese.

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Lesson 110 ~The Casting Couch Concept~

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Actually, someone graphic today but I’m sure it’s just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to others, and who doesn’t have an ulterior motive with a pretty woman on their couch? “The Casting Couch Concept” and what exactly is anyone applying for hmm

Thursday, October 19, 2017

Lesson 110 ~The Casting Couch Concept~

WARNING, 18+, READER DISCRETION ADVISED

Come In Dirty Diana
No Fear or is there, monsters hide under the bed but feel more than comfortable sitting on the couch but wait am I calling men monsters? Yes, I’m still on the Harvey Weinstein scandal but I’m not here to confess to anything or to apologize for it, honestly, I have heard of the casting couch my whole life and then some.

I’m damn near ready to call it one of the foundations of porn, schoolgirls, hentai, casting couch, and an amazing amount of grey. How many people joke about the casting couch, I’ve heard so many actresses and singers being labeled as owning their thanks to whoever happens to find them attractive regardless of actual talent. I bet right now there is some guy with a girl on his couch right now, the whole idea of Netflix and Chill… maybe it’s time to end the lies but as far as Harvey Weinstein and others are concerned everything was without consent and by some of the victims’ statements even worse when it comes to ages, just unbelievable.

Anyway, this is not a place a judgment between you and me, indeed it seems weird I have something as mundane as a couch fantasy and is probably one of the few times I actually respect leather. I don’t even have a real couch per se, just a loveseat really and no love to show for it though I’ve had a girl here and there sitting with me. What am I to tell you, the goal is to get them to walk ten steps from the den to the bedroom if I don’t have them on the couch right then?

It starts off like any normal fantasy, making out on the couch, I mean haven’t we all done that, though I’m sure others aren’t thinking about tiring their partner’s hands behind their back with their own bra and pocketing their panties. GTD (Got The Draws) being said, a topless woman going down on me while she looks up at me is pretty damn nice.

If anything my biggest question would be where to come, face, tits, maybe sit her in my lap and have her ride me before either, or just be lazy and come on her belly? This would only be the beginning of the fun but I better make a clothing budget, am I a director or producer of The Casting Couch Concept?

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Lesson 103 ~Never Make Me Stay~

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Welcome, now let’s get dirty, wait how exactly are you supposed to talk to a woman, I doubt you’ll find the answer here, this is more how not to talk to a woman, how not to come off like a pervert and so on. Never Make Me Stay but she is Dirty Diana.

Thursday, October 12, 2017

Lesson 103 ~Never Make Me Stay~

WARNING, 18+, READER DISCRETION ADVISED

Come In Dirty Diana
No Fear, a bundle of nerves perhaps, anxiety in overdrive, offenses galore, but for once can I not be afraid at least for a while?

I want to be dominant, and that means you have to trust me or more to the point we must trust each other so I figured I would welcome you here first. This place is going to be my playroom, my “Red Room of Pain”, though personally, I prefer black for my dungeon, but what does color matter except in my women am I right and if you think that was a racist joke well that’s the least of my offenses. I often talk about my wants, needs, and desires as being impossible, immoral, illegal, and insane, I think you’ll find all of that with our chats here, but maybe the easiest thing to contend with will be a woman’s submission.

Though I promise to try and be responsible with it, I’m not going all out with a disclaimer like I did with the “Whisperer” series, though I intend to be so much worse, and can I promise they’ll all be works of fiction… Let’s just say that being an African-American man in America I have developed a more than healthy fear of the law mind you. Strange that I have the courage to do something more heinous than walking while black, I also want to share my opinion, or am I just that much of an exhibitionist, well one time…

There will be plenty uses of the L Word here, I am of course talking about LUST, Second Circle Creations, to think I actually considered myself better, at least Abyss Creations just went all out, you know RealDoll. Speaking of words, whore, bitch, slut, and words that might get you logged by Motherless will also be used in abundance, am I trying to destroy any romantic life I might have? I can’t do much worse can I and just wait until I get started but why not today, I actually do have something in mind.

How about do I actually have someone in mind, other than you, of course, I mean Dirty Diana, this is going to be so hard, yeah plenty of sexual innuendoes? Should I ask what have we learned, did we have fun, no aftercare needed for today, Never Make Me Stay.