Is the book I’m reading that bad? No. I read my own book too (eff me). But besides books, what am I reading? I read my last grocery list. I read the tags at the Day Job. I’ve read my bills. They all say I’m STUPID and in a RAGE. B Plus Reading Virgil
Friday, April 17, 2026
Journey 290 ~B Plus Reading Virgil~
Hey, Lady Sophia,
Let me tell you a story… How? I missed Kindle Double Points again! And I actually have money. Or I did, Sophia.
Well, actually, I bought a case of energy drinks and some honey buns. Some of those ‘fancy’ root beers that come in the bottle. You know, like the one my Old Man slapped out of my hand when he kicked my behind because of my lies. What? I’m an introvert.
However, that’s a long HUMILATING story. I’m a southern “man,” so, of course, sweet tea.
And why am I rattling off my grocery lists? Because FDT, that’s why. Effing existence!
Sophia, of all the books I promised Braxton I’d read… A cookbook. How to be a better parent… uh, dog training, etc. You know what I need to read today? Anything on combating my RAGE?
RAGE! I swear I’m so hot I’ve been crying incessantly.
“Pinch me, pinch me
‘Cause I’m still asleep
Please, God, tell me
That I’m still asleep.”
Barenaked Ladies ‧ 2000
Please! not because of Braxton or Virgil? Or My animas as M Anime informed me.
Seriously, Sophia, M Anime is one herself to me, along with Kyouko Sakai, Kojin Taxi 2, and that hot gymnast parading around in an LSU leotard. And seriously, these ‘sisters’…
We’ll get to my latest fetish in a minute. Sophia, today I’m battling three enemies.
Honestly, “Honey, we know the names.” Welcome To The Jungle of FEAR, STUPIDITY, and RAGE. I’m not worried about being an “American Idiot,” when I’m too busy being the village idiot at the Day Job. But today it wasn’t the pure STUPIDITY of the many, many moments. Today, it was the RAGE at everyone. And being so full of it, I still got a burger.
I have to slow down somehow since I’m not writing anything of value. Sophia, I don’t mean you, we’re talking. There’s also M Anime. With her, always “I Touch Myself.
Sophia, that’s TMI, right? But again, you want to know the “sisters’ I’m dreaming of?
- Cassie and Carly, Popcorn In Bed,
- Sophitia and Cassandra Alexandra
- Heather and Eva, Pledged To Him Series
- Ellie and Dina, TLOU
Yes, I know three and four aren’t sisters. And B knows there are other pairs I ain’t STUPID enough to name… Mia and Ava Rose? So RAGE has taken over line by line, dear Sophia.
Because short of reading Virgil’s mind, remembering B, or M turning me on. Reading, Living, sucks! B Plus Reading Virgil
1902 Days Without B III, Day 1343 of Virgil’s Arrival
B.L.M. Braxton’s Life Matters,
Will
