Tale 183 ~Virgil, WILL B Resolute~

Sunday, December 31, 2023

Tale 183 ~Virgil, WILL B Resolute~

To Will:
It’s the Man In The Mirror. Last time you’ll be seeing me this year. “What a way to go, but have no fear.”

That should be the first song you listen to in the new year: Foo Fighters “DOA.” You remember, at the start of 2023, by accident, it was Crazy Town’s “Butterfly.” It doesn’t send much of a message. And this year has been anything but transformative. Discombobulation? You want to say “cluster…” But maybe you’ll hear from the critic one last time. Of course, it’s not “it” you want to hear from. It’s been almost three years without your son. Yes, you’ll take his final day off. Now that you know, the new year isn’t going to start too well. Humiliations Galore! Oh, you still have time, “This Is America.” But who are what are you? What are you doing, um, existing? With Six Impossible Things:

1. I WILL BE VIEWING “Wanna Scrooge?” “Christmas STUFFING,” “Santa is COMING”
   Completed
2. I WILL BE VETTING Pictures, My Braxton’s Albums
   Failed
3. I WILL BE VENDING Gulp: Poetry Book
   Failed
4. I WILL BE VOWING To Keep Pants On (Day 000, No Fap). Real Girls Are An Exception
   Failed (Day 004 No Fap)
5. I WILL BE VALUING My Flesh Getting A Tattoo Of My Son Little B III
   Failed
6. I WILL BE VALIANT Being The Man My Son Thinks I Am
   Failed

Can you leave Number Four in 2023? Keep your pants on, PLEASE! I swear that’s why you’re so late talking this morning. It’s 9:40 AM. What a way to start the day. The last day. Hmm. You know how badly you wish that was the case. On top of all the lists you must make today, New Year’s Resolutions, how that hurts your soul to look at. Sell your soul?

1. Braxton’s Last Day, Sunday, January 31, 2021
2. My E-Day Emergence, Existence, Extinction
3. Day Job… Wednesday, August 24, 2011
4. “Healed” Broke my “Abstinence” Thursday June 3, 2021
5. Braxton’s Birthday, Sunday, February 13, 2005
6. The Zoe Colletti/Tifa Lockhart Incident Tuesday, January 11, 2022
7. Virgil’s “Gotcha Day” Saturday, August 13, 2022
8. Virgil’s Birthday, Tuesday, October 20, 2020 (Not Braxton’s Reincarnation)
9. The Cherry Collision Thursday, February 16, 2023
10. Basic Bitch, Monday, August 7, 2017

So many days. But when will you find one to complete these Six Impossible Things:

1. I WILL BE VIEWING To Be Determined Sometime This Week
2. I WILL BE VETTING Pictures, My Braxton’s Albums
3. I WILL BE VENDING Gulp: Poetry Book
4. I WILL BE VOWING To Keep Pants On (Day 004, No Fap). Real Girls Are An Exception
5. I WILL BE VALUING My Flesh Getting A Tattoo Of My Son Little B III
6. I WILL BE VALIANT Being The Man My Son Thinks I Am

Hell! Where do you get off thinking you even have a soul to sell? It wouldn’t bring Braxton back from the darkness. Oh, as much as you want to return your life, ha. You’ll live to see the New Year. Talk about a curse as King Leonidas told the traitor, “May you live forever.” You want to be a writer, but then look at all these days. To be resolute; to make resolutions. It’s more your biological imperative. Live/Exist this year? Virgil, WILL B Resolute

1. I WILL learn to love, somehow I will learn How To Save A Life
2. I WILL publish at least one book, a bestseller
3. I WILL make one million dollars every single year
4. I WILL write 400 Words every day (Goal 120,000)
5. I WILL visit a brothel somewhere and also participate
6. I WILL see a return. First significant investment
7. I WILL produce adult films
8. I WILL do NaNoWriMo
9. I WILL have a relationship or sleep with some girl once a month minimum
10. I WILL, at last, provide for myself and any of those deemed my family
11. I WILL spend no more than $500 on Yabbos I can’t touch (Hentai Excluded)
12. I WILL start work on my life goals Episode 345 ~You Got Will’s Number~
13. I WILL be FEARLESS

1064 Days Without B III, Day 505 of Virgil’s Arrival

BLM Braxton’s Life Matters,
Will