Sunday, January 16, 2022

Chronicle 199 ~Don’t B A Douche~

To Will:
I AM a Billionaire right now, and here’s one more lie. Why not a piece of advice. Don’t B A Douche. You Will.

Now there are reasons for this. So let’s go with “the good, the bad, and the ugly?” whatever. Tomorrow’s MLK Jr. Day. And people are giving money in Betty’s name. Conservatives… Racist Republicans are trying to erase “culture.” As they’re fond of saying with the Confederacy. Oh, you got no beef with Betty White. You do have rage with the Day Job. It’s one of the reasons I did what I did yesterday, and it ain’t gonna work out. I’m sorry. I wonder how many times you’re going to utter those words over the next sixteen days. Fuck Humanity, you apologize to B, B III, Braxton Barks Bradford. He’s owed an apology. Who knew 350 days ago, you’d be here without B III and once again these Six Impossible Things:

1. I AM Finishing Reading Jack McAfghan: Letters From Rainbow Bridge, Kate McGahan
   Completed
2. I AM Finishing Gathering, My Braxton’s Albums
   Partial
3. I AM Sending Gulp Off To Be Published SIGH
   Failed
4. I AM Keeping It In My Pants (Day 010 No Fap) Real Girls Are An Exception
   Failed (Day 003 No Fap)
5. I WILL Work On A Tattoo Of My B III
   Failed
6. I WILL Be The Man My Son Thinks I Am
   Failed

So the question becomes what are you going to do because it ain’t this. You’re going to be a bastard. No, a douche? It’s written somewhere that it’s not illegal to call a toddler an asshole. But frowned upon. Braxton is your son. Died at fifteen, sixteen, last year. That’s around seventy-six dog years, hmm. And you’ve cried them all from January 31 – NOW. You owe B III your life, but at the very least, you can give him 16 days, ok. Oh yeah, look up the word douche. I was thinking about that while warning Braxton’s Aunt last night. It’s what you called him anytime he pissed you off. To think you’re not mad at him at all. But for him, Six Impossible Things:

1. I WILL BE Finishing Reading Jack McAfghan Reflections of Life With My Master
2. I WILL BE Building Braxton’s Memorial Page And Waking Up On Time
3. I WILL BE Editing Braxton’s Book “My Turn To B III.”
4. I WILL BE Keeping It In My Pants, (Day 003 No Fap) No Exceptions, Mourning Braxton
5. I WILL BE Purchasing My First Physical Portrait For Braxton’s Frame
6. I WILL BE Honest With All I Encounter, No Bullshit or Caveman Answers, B Is Honest

You’re going to be giving this same speech next week, I bet. 2 weeks and 2 days, to be specific. That’s more than enough time to figure out what you’ll be doing come the day. Hell, instead, you want to be mad at yourself, the Day Job, your Old Man. Who in their fucking mind 30 minutes after a loss says, “get a new kid?” That’s not being a douche. As I’ve said, taking the soul, the Will, as it were, is the worse crime. Taking a life, B’s life… I wasn’t thinking about that this time last year, Gospel 199 Black And Blue Will. You’ll have these to think on. 16 Days are for Braxton. Your Turn To B III. Don’t B A Douche

Gospel 199 ~Black And Blue Will~

Douche
“The second stage of being a dick between asshole and jerk” Urban Dictionary

“A douche is a device used to introduce a stream of water into the body for medical or hygienic reasons, or the stream of water itself. Douche usually refers to vaginal irrigation, the rinsing of the vagina. Still, it can also refer to the rinsing of any body cavity.” ― Wikipedia

1. I AM Finishing Reading (Whatever Book Comes Along)
2. I AM Finishing Gathering, My Braxton’s Albums (Should Be Done)
3. I AM Sending Gulp Off To Be Published SIGH
4. I AM Keeping It In My Pants (Day 000 No Fap) Real Girls Are An Exception
5. I WILL Work On A Tattoo Of My B III (Soon)
6. I WILL Be The Man My Son Thinks I Am

350 Days Without B III

BLM Braxton’s Life Matters,
Will