Virgil never asks me, “What’s for dinner?” Okay, “Now that is a lie.” And “I don’t ever wanna feel like I did that day.” Well, last night anyway. How could Shrimp betray me so, and my laptop? What’s next, hmm? Braxton, Virgil, FREE Courses.
Saturday, July 11, 2026
Legacy 010 -Braxton, Virgil, FREE Courses-
Hey, Lady Lu,
I am a Trillionaire right now… Then why am I doing my best Hank Olson impression? “I’m effing hungry.” The Long Walk…
Yeah, if the laptop broke down again, I would be in a rush to take The Long Walk, dear Lu.
Walmart, Best Buy, and hell, even through Target. Have I no shame? Of course, Lunalesca
It’s why I would be buying a new laptop instead of trying to get this one fixed, no doubt.
The guy who can’t buy food is suddenly going to buy new tech. One more reason I put 2B, Judy Alvarez, and Nicoletta Goldstein, “Wrench Wenches,” in the harem. But IRL…
Braxton would have been pacing, ha, loudly barking, mad or nervous about my angst, Lu.
And Virgil. He is my son, but he’s more than done with the “Glow Box.” It doesn’t add to the food bowl and takes attention.
“Pinch me, pinch me
‘Cause I’m still asleep
Please, God, tell me
That I’m still asleep.”
Barenaked Ladies ‧ 2000
And why should he get attention… Must I be mean? Well, I’m sick, I get lazy, mean, and I nap even more. But when it was B III, he’d be by my side like he was living a Sade track.
“By Your Side”. If I can’t fix my things, I can’t fix my body either. I was about to say something about Braxton and Virgil’s potential future stepmom, but Braxton knows the pain she’s in and continuing to go through. Last night she had my body going all over Lu.
I was horny and grossed out… Not because of her horror story about the airport.
Lunalesca, it had to be the shrimp and rice or a spoonful of peanut butter. And since it was orange…
Don’t you wish we could expel that A-hole from the White House like that, Lunalesca?
Hell, all of MAGA! Eff them and FDT. Because what more can they do, Lunalesca?
Seriously. But comedy comes in threes, and so I’m waiting for my third course. It beats my third leg. Eww! Like most days, I’m working on The Unfinished Archive. Today is Nico and Cassandra. The Magic Glasses still confuse Nicoletta Goldstein (Nico) and Judy Alvarez. If only that’s the worst of my problems, Braxton, willing. But I doubt it, Luna.
Today I’m reminded of all that money I wasted trying to fight those Carpenter Ants. Wednesday, July 30, 2025, Journey 029 Virgil, Braxton Vs. Hulk. Money would fix everything. PROVIDE MAN! Braxton, Virgil, FREE Courses
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