If B had known how life would turn out, if V knew… Hell, “I’ll Always Love My Mama,” so no Terminator. My A$$ should have played in traffic at 7 or 8 and saved her some trouble. But B III stuck around. In Dog years, “Braxton Hightails, Virgil Heads…”
Saturday, July 25, 2026
Legacy 024 -Braxton Hightails, Virgil Heads…-
Hey, Lady Lu,
I am a Trillionaire right now… I could be if I asked the Magic Glasses. Elon Musk bought himself a pair, Lunalesca.
But I highly doubt he’ll make “The Magic Glasses” by Neil Bimbeau a reality. Um? He is a Cracker Hat MAGA. I can’t put anything past them. And Rule 34 is always a thing, Lu.
I’m sure there are already plenty of pornos about hypnosis, augmented realities, and X-ray vision. Remember Paige and the WWE, “The Submission Sorority.” Big mistake…
Like the 1997movie “Mortal Kombat: Annihilation.” Or how about the time I showed Braxton’s Favorite Girl a Non-Canon movie about a certain apocalypse pairing, hmm…
Honestly, “Of … …” I didn’t think for a second she would hightail it out of here. No, that only happened when she saw what the King of Ward Three and his men did to the women in the Blindness.
“Pinch me, pinch me
‘Cause I’m still asleep
Please, God, tell me
That I’m still asleep.”
Barenaked Ladies ‧ 2000
I also kicked her out when she fell asleep during our Star Wars Marathon. Seriously?!
Anyway, why all this talk about movies? I did pass by Regal the other day. I’ve seen “Better Days I showed Braxton’s Favorite Girl a Non-Canon movie about a certain apocalypse pairing, Lunalesca. Am I thinking about all the movies I’m not watching these days from this loveseat I currently reside on? Hell, there was a time I wanted to buy a “Casting Couch” and produce some content… M Anime would kill me. Onlyfans, Ha! Only as I was driving by the movie theater, besides thinking about how Braxton hated movie nights he wasn’t involved in and Virgil only having one while B’s girl visited.
SIGH, I need effing money!
Braxton hightailed it to The Rainbow Bridge five years before it got this bad. And Virgil, I’m sure, barks every day, why the eff I had to adopt him. And why do I keep breathing?
“Poor, all my life I’ve always been poor
I keep askin’ God what I’m for
And he tells me, “Gee, I’m not sure…””
Seymour Krelborn
Seymour Krelborn had the guts to ask at least. But God and I haven’t been on speaking terms since B III. So, as I told my boys’ Potential Future Stepmom, I am an open book.
“Someday” when my life has passed me by… No, one day. How about sometime today, I need to ask the Magic Glasses how I can make this blog/Substack profitable in a month. Before Virgil heads in Braxton’s direction. Where am I going? Beneath the dirt, broke, to look at boobies/yabbos. Books? Braxton Hightails, Virgil Heads…
2001 Days Without B III, Day 1442 of Virgil’s Arrival
B.L.M. Braxton’s Life Matters
Will
