Treat yourself… Indeed. I’ve had more than my share of days when I pictured myself on Death Row, having my last meal. One day it was Taco Bell, once a medium-rare steak, and today I’d settle for a “McDouble.” Or my notes back. V Dollar Treats Braxton
Sunday, June 28, 2026
Journey 362 ~V Dollar Treats Braxton~
To Will:
It’s the Man In The Mirror… And looking at yourself through the Magic Glasses… Well, you’re not such a bad guy after all.
On the other hand, eff the Magic Glasses! And eff you too while you’re here. “Here I Am”. No pride in that at all. And why not? You couldn’t go and get a five-dollar meal.
Won’t V be disappointed. And B? Five years gone. Your tenth year, “I’m Still Here.”
Why? To tell you how I effed up and how you’ll eff up too. It wasn’t my idea for real.
No, you were going to treat yourself. Um, Wi-Fi is $100 a month. Magic Glasses…
Honestly, those effed up again today. How so? Well, in “The Land of Make Believe” aka “The Unfinished Archive,” I added a new Harem sister, Melina from Elden Ring. Ten…
Ten Harem Sisters, Two Favored Acolytes. Uh, Six Impossible Things:
- I WILL BE VIEWING Dystopian Girls 5, Rodzil LaBraun
Completed - I WILL BE VETTING Pictures, My Braxton’s Life Story
Failed - I WILL BE VENDING Gulp: Poetry Book
Failed - I WILL BE VOWING To Keep Pants On (Day 000 No Fap). Real Girls Are An Exception
Completed (Day 007 No Fap) - I WILL BE VALUING My Flesh Getting A Tattoo Of My Son Little B III
Failed - I WILL BE VALIANT, Being The Man My SONS Think I Am
Failed
“Pinch me, pinch me
‘Cause I’m still asleep
Please, God, tell me
That I’m still asleep.”
Barenaked Ladies ‧ 2000
Considering you’ll see this list today and next Sunday, you could delete it right now…
Anyway, so this morning you were making a schedule to spend time with every sister over the course of the week. “Sorcerer Will” and “M Anime” get their own day. The others were two sisters a day. It was a beautiful system. Cataloged, mapped, organized.
- M Anime
- Kyouko Sakai
- “Lily” (Name Pending)
- Cassandra Alexandra
- Sophitia Alexandra
- Skye Matthews
- Judy Alvarez
- 2B
- Nicoletta Goldstein (Nico)
- Melina “Elden Ring”
Bible Black Acolytes
- Elara (Name Pending) Senior
- Liora (Name Pending) Novice
So you’re sharing everything with M Anime, IRL, and boom, Magic Glasses deletes it all.
But not, Six Impossible Things:
- I WILL BE VIEWING I Have No Clue Whatsoever
- I WILL BE VETTING Pictures, My Braxton’s Life Story
- I WILL BE VENDING Gulp: Poetry Book
- I WILL BE VOWING To Keep Pants On (Day 007 No Fap). Real Girls Are An Exception
- I WILL BE VALUING My Flesh Getting A Tattoo Of My Son Little B III
- I WILL BE VALIANT, Being The Man My SONS Think I Am
Sad that whacking off (not much longer, lube prices), the Magic Glasses wisdom, and writing have all become treats. You swear that making proper notes would be a nice treat.
Hell, that twenty I finally found was a treat, and what do you get for that? At least I made money last week. The only thing you made or will be making this week got deleted by an effing glitch. And what else do you like, no burgers, no books, a bunch of sour candy?
How about beast babes? Lilith, Silent Hill Nurses, Medusa, Sadako, Dimitrescu sisters, Raven, Sorceress Edea, Shiva, and Siren. Let’s not forget Lady Amari (the Candied Matron.” Ideas are treats. My belly and brain. Broke from treats. V Dollar Treats Braxton
1974 Days Without B III, Day 1415 of Virgil’s Arrival
B.L.M. Braxton’s Life Matters,
Will
