Sunday, August 16, 2026
Legacy 046 -Braxton’s Knighted, Virgil’s Night-
To Will:
It’s the Man In The Mirror… And you look like shit. Not a knight, a machine, or something to be molded. Just shit.
Call me a liar… Braxton would. M Anime would. You didn’t even have to ask “Da Ya Think I’m Sexy,” with her. No, you’re not Rod Stewart. Not that Virgil would know either. For now, you’re only a pillow talking to some scraps of metal in The Glow Box, ha!
You’re no hero! You’re a nearly forty-two-year-old man who couldn’t shield his ears for two seconds at the Day Job Thursday. And you don’t have the mettle to stand. Seriously!
It won’t be this week… No, no, no, let’s not forget another ‘holiday’ like Virgil’s “Gotcha Day.” This week on the 21st is what, 15 years with the Day Job—15 years buried in shit.
Are you a king or a knight? Six Impossible Things:
- I WILL BE VIEWING Pledged To Him 14 His Sorority Harem by Neil Bimbeau
Completed - I WILL BE VETTING Pictures, My Braxton’s Life Story
Failed - I WILL BE VENDING Gulp: Poetry Book
Failed - I WILL BE VOWING To Keep Pants On (Day 012 No Fap). Real Girls Are An Exception
Completed (Day 019 No Fap) - I WILL BE VALUING My Flesh Getting A Tattoo Of My Son Little B III
Failed - I WILL BE VALIANT, Being The Man My SONS Think I Am
Failed
“Pinch me, pinch me
‘Cause I’m still asleep
Please, God, tell me
That I’m still asleep.”
Barenaked Ladies ‧ 2000
Like not being a liar. Why not add going to sleep on time one night? One night to rest, ha!
You have good reasons and bad reasons. For example, Braxton and Virgil’s Potential Future Stepmom. Ain’t no man going to tell such a woman something like “Leave Me Alone,” or rather “Oh baby I love you, just leave me the fuck alone.” You don’t have Michael Jackson’s talent, and only The Yayhoos would toss her aside for a single second.
Speaking of seconds, FREEDOM! “Don’t You Mourn The Sun.” Time, it’s only in the darkness that it doesn’t seem to matter. But your face hurts with your glasses on. Ouch!
And in your head there’s more time to worry. But not about Six Impossible Things:
- I WILL BE VIEWING I Have No Clue Whatsoever
- I WILL BE VETTING Pictures, My Braxton’s Life Story
- I WILL BE VENDING Gulp: Poetry Book
- I WILL BE VOWING To Keep Pants On (Day 019 No Fap). Real Girls Are An Exception
- I WILL BE VALUING My Flesh Getting A Tattoo Of My Son Little B III
- I WILL BE VALIANT, Being The Man My SONS Think I Am
Because those are for men who KEEP their word of honor, the man who would be KING, and that man must be KNIGHTED first. Where is thy armor, sword, and shield? Um, NOWHERE! Because since Thursday you’ve been looking for the speaker and the words some KAREN wrote in a note. You’ve been hearing the word disgusting again and again.
Life would be so much easier if it were Final Fantasy VIII “The Sorceress’s Knight.”
Again, there is the mettle of Hajime Tanaka from Saimin Seishidou. I swear my dude…
You’ll never get a medal for ignoring pop culture, especially Hentai ha! Your mind, sigh
It’s a steel trap for things like Barbell’s MOLD. So another page, Mr. Squire wasting nights. Braxton’s Knighted, Virgil’s Night.
2023 Days Without B III, Day 1464 of Virgil’s Arrival
B.L.M. Braxton’s Life Matters,
Will
