Wake up! Too bad I don’t have Laurence Fishburne, aka Vaughn “Dap” Dunlap, call to action as a ringtone. Would it help? I could hear B III’s paw steps from anywhere. V’s cries. And if I see M Anime’s yabbos. I’m Wide Awake. But B Sells Zzz’s, Virgil.
Sunday, September 20, 2026
Legacy 081 -B Sells Zzz’s, Virgil-
To Will:
It’s the Man In The Mirror… Can you even see me? Bug Spray? Building a business? An empire? You’d go back to bed…
And that says it all, doesn’t it? If there was a button that you could press and you’d never need to leave your bed again, would you press it? Moment, minute, second. Just say now.
And what’s scary is that there is a way to do just that. But first and always there’s B III.
Like you said. B Sells Zzz’s, not Mmm, Ahh, “Brains,” or whatever it is zombies say these days. Your way of saying you’re not joining the ranks of the dead. But you can dream, ha
And you can sing, Look at me, look at me. Just called to say that it’s good to be Alive…”
“Look at me, look at me
Just called to say that it’s good to be
Alive in such a small world
I’m all curled up with a book to read”
I’m sure Virgil is happy to hear that. Are you happy failing Six Impossible Things:
- I WILL BE VIEWING Caught in the Act – a SHORT erotic babysitter story
Completed - I WILL BE VETTING Pictures, My Braxton’s Life Story
Failed - I WILL BE VENDING Gulp: Poetry Book
Failed - I WILL BE VOWING To Keep Pants On (Day 001 No Fap). Real Girls Are An Exception
Failed (Day 004 No Fap) - I WILL BE VALUING My Flesh Getting A Tattoo Of My Son Little B III
Failed - I WILL BE VALIANT, Being The Man My SONS Think I Am
Failed
“Pinch me, pinch me
‘Cause I’m still asleep
Please, God, tell me
That I’m still asleep.”
Barenaked Ladies ‧ 2000
You know what’s heartbreaking about this list? Nothing on it inspired me to do anything.
And you? So what’s not on the list? Your boys’ lives. Your livelihood? M Anime?
Honestly, you have a beautiful woman who loves you, and as Jacopo told Edmond Dantes:
“You have a fortune. A beautiful woman who loves you. Take the money, take the woman, and live your life. Stop this plan. Take what you have won”
― Jacopo
Well, not the fortune part, but you have potential. Fucking hate that word. But anyway.
For her… There was a time you would have given that fortune that you don’t have to see her naked. All it took was time. And isn’t that it? Time, you waste it fucking always.
Seriously, you would be thinking about “Someone To Say?” Oh no, you’re not Cyrano, but:
“I’d give anything for someone to say that they can’t live without me and they’ll be there forever”
Cyrano (2021)
Now that you have her, the girl of your dreams, there are Six Impossible Things:
- I WILL BE VIEWING I Have No Clue Whatsoever
- I WILL BE VETTING Pictures, My Braxton’s Life Story
- I WILL BE VENDING Gulp: Poetry Book
- I WILL BE VOWING To Keep Pants On (Day 004 No Fap). Real Girls Are An Exception
- I WILL BE VALUING My Flesh Getting A Tattoo Of My Son Little B III
- I WILL BE VALIANT, Being The Man My SONS Think I Am
And you continue dreaming about Thirteen Women (And Only One Man In Town). You dream your life away. And I tried. Braxton knows I tried to prepare for you. What?
Staying awake. For what? For you? And who are you? That changes whether you fall asleep with your tablet in your hand. Please don’t “bean” Virgil. You pass out sleeping on the loveseat. You’re in a freaking coma with your pants around your ankles. Yabbos… Staring at yabbos, especially M Anime’s. And when was the last time you went to bed on time? I guess we’ll have to see. “The future is comin’ on.” Yours, Braxton’s (Memory), Virgil, M Anime, and more? When you want everything as bad as your sleep… B Sells Zzz’s, Virgil.
2058 Days Without B III, Day 1499 of Virgil’s Arrival
B.L.M. Braxton’s Life Matters,
Will
