B’s dead, V’s whining, my girl texts. Yet here I am surrounded by noise. And everyone at the Day Job wonders about my playlist. There are reasons, I imagine an ancient temple and a land of the dead. Bedrooms with Beautiful Girls? “B Barks, V Voices.”
Sunday, November 8, 2026
Legacy 130 -B Barks, V Voices-
To Will:
It’s the Man In The Mirror… And I really had to dump a week of texts on your head. I humbly apologize. SIGH.
Now who do you want to make mad today besides yourself? Braxton, Virgil, their potential future stepmom, the Day Job… Like M Anime, you keep telling yourself, “I’m So Thankful” that you still have a job. Yeah, the job that killed Braxton Barks Bradford sheesh.
Again, it was your indifference. You can hear Braxton barking that it wasn’t your fault.
Virgil’s voicing concerns. Only from being away from you. And then you see him balled up on the floor. A scoop of vanilla ice cream was being generous. He makes himself even smaller, like a ball of lint. That’s not you being a meanie; that’s you being accurate. Hell, Braxton got the business end of a rolled-up newspaper, but making Virgil comfortable… Six Impossible Things:
- I WILL BE VIEWING Bikinis Forever: An Unconventional Romance
Completed - I WILL BE VETTING Pictures, My Braxton’s Life Story
Failed - I WILL BE VENDING Gulp: Poetry Book
Failed - I WILL BE VOWING To Keep Pants On (Day 000 No Fap). Real Girls Are An Exception
Completed (Day 007 No Fap) - I WILL BE VALUING My Flesh Getting A Tattoo Of My Son Little B III
Failed - I WILL BE VALIANT, Being The Man My SONS Think I Am
Failed
“Pinch me, pinch me
‘Cause I’m still asleep
Please, God, tell me
That I’m still asleep.”
Barenaked Ladies ‧ 2000
It’s on your to-do list, much like Wesley Snipes sound advice: “Listen To The Woman.” And are you? You’re more like Kyle Barker (he-he) and Maxine Shaw: “You don’t want a girlfriend; you want a psychiatrist that’s good in bed. Listen to my problems. Listen to my problems!” But that goes both ways, you know. You bring up your Day Job as she brings up hers. And it’s how you say that the last thing this world needs is another dumb white guy in charge; the same can be said about a woman. As the song goes, you know, hmm:
“I was raised in the canebrake by an old mama lion
Can’t no high-toned woman make me walk the line”
Sixteen Tons, Tennessee Ernie Ford
But M loves you, and that’s enough. The right (woman) in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world. Six Impossible Things:
- I WILL BE VIEWING I Have No Clue Whatsoever
- I WILL BE VETTING Pictures, My Braxton’s Life Story
- I WILL BE VENDING Gulp: Poetry Book
- I WILL BE VOWING To Keep Pants On (Day 007 No Fap). Real Girls Are An Exception
- I WILL BE VALUING My Flesh Getting A Tattoo Of My Son Little B III
- I WILL BE VALIANT, Being The Man My SONS Think I Am
So find a way to fix Virgil and answer the freaking woman who loves you. But you’re tired, hungry, scared, a million other things because, like you, I don’t know what to say anymore. I’m sorry doesn’t bring Braxton back. “It’s okay, nothing’s gonna hurt you,” has worked wonders for Virgil; he’s been here for years. And just this morning you were taking screenshots of M Anime’s text, and I don’t think dressing her like a sluttly cheerleader is going to help… Hey, who said Juliet Starling was slutty? “Angel With A Shotgun…” Angel with a chainsaw is more like it. So many freaking voices! Oh, you’re “Crazy”? About doing right by M Anime, sure. Listening to a dead fur buddy. B Barks, V Voices
2107 Days Without B III, Day 1548 of Virgil’s Arrival
B.L.M. Braxton’s Life Matters,
Will
